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Dance jokes 💃🤸🏻 in 2022

What will you get if a dancer and an insect are crossed?
– A cricket ball!

When do moms act like a dance teacher?
– When they say to check the attitude.

What would limbo dancers who take their dancing seriously do to win a competition?
– They would bend over backward.

Why did the dancer not debate her dance teacher?
– She had a fair pointe.

Where did the steak go to dance?
– At the Meat ball

Which inventor solved all hair problems of all dancers?
– Bob E. Pinns.

What do line dancers do when they are tired?
– They line down.

Which classical ballet dance do pigs love performing?
– Swine Lake.

What did the man who couldn’t stop dancing get diagnosed with?
– Saturday Night Fever!

What is a dance that begins at 10 am called?
– Attendance.

Where can you dance in California?
– San Fran-disco.

What is the favorite dance of a vampire?
– The Fang Tango.

What do you call dancing by the sink?
– Tap dancing.

What do you call a ballet dancer who also can shoot 3’s on the basketball court?
– A BALLERina!

What is the dance for people who don’t like each other called?
– Avoidance.

How do dancers multiply numbers?
– They jazz square them.

Why did the contemporary dancer cross the road?
– Because she had to do the routine on the other side.

What’s the mystery writer’s favorite dance?
– The twist!

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