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Dance jokes 💃🤸🏻 in 2025

What is the favorite dance of a frog?
– The Lindy Hop.

Which popular dance tv show do ponies love to watch?
– So You Think You Can Prance.

What did the dancer say to the other after sabotaging her dance routine?
– The turnout is fair plié.

What’s the cocktail’s favorite tap dance move?
– The flap.

Why do skeletons hate going to dance?
– They have nobody to go with.

What did the bank robber who was also a dancer get to say during a robbery?
– Everybody get down!

Why did the little girl dance on her jam jar?
– Because it said, “twist to open.”

What would a book telling the story of a short ballerina be ideally called?
– ‘Girl with the dragging tutu.’

What’s the best dance to pair with chips?
– Salsa!

What type of dance is the most unexpected and surprising?
– The coinci-dance.

What type of dance is the least favorite of hippies?
– The square dance.

How many square dancers would it take to change a light bulb?
– Eight.

How does a dancer multiply a number by itself?
– She jazz squares it!

What’s a dinner roll’s favorite dance?
– ABUNdance!

What is the favorite dance of a duck?
– The quackstep.

Who is an astrophysicist who loves dancing called?
– A Rockette scientist!

Which under-sea monster loves to dance classical ballet?
– The Nutkraken.

What’s the dance you do after dirty dancing?
– The Roomba.

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