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Anniversary jokes 💝🥂 in 2022

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

What did the man say to his wrestler wife while gifting her a bouquet of her favorite flowers on their anniversary?
– I admire your rose-ilience.

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?
– Forget it once.

My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9.

What do you call when two spiders marry each other?
– Newly-webs!

My wife is blaming me for ruining our Anniversary
– Which is ridiculous, cause I didn’t know it was our Anniversary in the first place

How many people does it take to celebrate an anniversary in Reddit?
– Dozens

Why did the bee decide to get married?
– Because he found his honey.

The deer couple held an event to celebrate five years of deer-votion.

My head chef had his 10 year anniversary in work today. I put some salt and pepper on him.
– He’s a seasoned professional

Why did the man give his wife a picture of him in pistachio?
– Because that was him in a nutshell.

It’s our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.
– 1995 and 2009.

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