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Geology jokes in 2022

What do you call a can of soda found in a conglomerate?
– Coca-Cola Clastic.

May the quartz be with you!

What is the best part about being a Geologist?
– All your coworkers are down to earth

What do you call a geologist who can’t hear?
– Stone deaf…

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
– OH SNaP!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when Watson asked what type of rock he was holding?
– “Sedimentary, my dear Watson”.

The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship
– there was too much friction between them.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
– Don’t take me for granite!

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?
– Because they practice relative dating!

My rock collection has so much sedimental value.

What do you call an Irish gem that isn’t real?
– A sham-rock.

Why are geologists never hungry?
– Because they lost their apatite.

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