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Geology jokes in 2024

Want to hear a great rock pun?
– Just give me a moment and I’ll dig one up.

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
– Geodude

What do you call an Irish gem that isn’t real?
– A sham-rock.

Why are geologists never hungry?
– Because they lost their apatite.

I’ll never take you for granite.

How can you become a geologist?
– Get stoned.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– H2O cubed.

What do you call a rock that won’t go to school?
– A skipping stone.

Beach rocks are so cheap
– because they’re always on shale.

Where does a catholic geologist go to pray?
– Land Mass

A geologist falls down a mountain and dies…
– I guess you could say he hit rock bottom…

Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza?
– To get their “Rock” On.

Why are rocks hipsters?
– Because they were magma before they were cool.

A tour of a volcano would really magma day.

How did the geologist get down the mountain?
– ‘e rode

“I wanna rock!”
~said the angry geologist.

Power to the pebble!

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten and silver?
– SWAg.

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