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Geology jokes in 2025

Want to hear a great rock pun?
– Just give me a moment and I’ll dig one up.

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
– Geodude

What do you call a benzene ring with all iron atoms instead of carbon atoms?
– A Ferrous wheel.

What’s a geologist’s favorite band?
– The Rolling Stones.

The new geology teacher hasn’t had it easy
– he got off to a rocky start.

I used to be a geologist
– It was a boring job

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
– I Lava You

Mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill-areas!

This book about rocks is a fascinating pebble-cation.

What’s a geologist’s favorite ice cream?
– Rock erode.

I must be a geologist
– I keep finding a new rock bottom.

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
– BaNaNa!

The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.

Why do geologist keep some of the rocks they collected?
– Because it has sedimentary value

Be patient with geologists
– they all have their faults.

What did the gold say to the pyrite?
– You’re a fool and a fake.

What’s a geologist’s favorite flavour of ice cream?
– Rock erode.

Sherrock Holmes’ famous line is: “Sedimentary, my dear Watstone.”

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