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Geology jokes in 2024

Want to hear a great rock pun?
– Just give me a moment and I’ll dig one up.

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
– Geodude

The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.

Why do geologist keep some of the rocks they collected?
– Because it has sedimentary value

Be patient with geologists
– they all have their faults.

What did the gold say to the pyrite?
– You’re a fool and a fake.

What’s a geologist’s favorite flavour of ice cream?
– Rock erode.

Sherrock Holmes’ famous line is: “Sedimentary, my dear Watstone.”

So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear.
– Man, that guy’s a rockstar.

Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
– He wanted to get a little boulder.

What do you call a can of soda found in a conglomerate?
– Coca-Cola Clastic.

May the quartz be with you!

What is the best part about being a Geologist?
– All your coworkers are down to earth

What do you call a geologist who can’t hear?
– Stone deaf…

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
– OH SNaP!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when Watson asked what type of rock he was holding?
– “Sedimentary, my dear Watson”.

The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship
– there was too much friction between them.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?
– Don’t take me for granite!

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