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Geology jokes in 2024

Want to hear a great rock pun?
– Just give me a moment and I’ll dig one up.

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?
– Geodude

My rocks are gneiss, do not take them for granite.

It’s a hard rock life for us.

What do you call a famous geologist?
– A rock star.

Anyone who doesn’t understand…
– The difference between geologists and geographers really rock my world

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

What did the volcano say to his wife?
– I lava you!

Why should you not lend geologists money?
– They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?
– He had a wide lode sign.

Why did the geologist decide to be a paleontologist?
– Because he loved rocks so much, he wanted to date them.

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
– SWAG

What weapon can you make from potassium, nickel and iron?
– A KNiFe.

I’m coal as a cucumber!

You didn’t think these were good puns?
– Of quartz they were!

Why did the geologist get divorced?
– He took his wife for granite.

How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her Earth Science exam?
– Fear of utility bills.

What did the rock say after it failed its driving test?
– I don’t want to talc about it.

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