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Geology jokes in 2023

What do people love most about geologists?
– Geologists are so down to earth.

I’ve had a rough day,
– but I don’t want to chalk about it.

What’s step one to wooing a geologist?
– Make sure you smell gneiss

Did you hear the one about the geologist?
– He took his wife for granite so she left him

What do geologists say to one another at the end of the day?
– Bye, have a gneiss day!

Not to quarry—you’ll do great on your science exam!

I’m not really hungry
– I’ve lost my apatite.

My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.
– Good man, terrible geologist.

Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
– Because it’s basic material.

My rocks are gneiss, do not take them for granite.

It’s a hard rock life for us.

What do you call a famous geologist?
– A rock star.

Anyone who doesn’t understand…
– The difference between geologists and geographers really rock my world

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

What did the volcano say to his wife?
– I lava you!

Why should you not lend geologists money?
– They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?
– He had a wide lode sign.

Why did the geologist decide to be a paleontologist?
– Because he loved rocks so much, he wanted to date them.

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