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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2022

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
-|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
– They hold on to the banana-ister.

Why was the banana so upset?
-Someone mistook him for a plantain!

In what position was the banana during the Tour de France.
-He was riding with the peel-oton.

Why did the kid keep falling off his bike?
-It had a banana seat.

What’s yellow and always points north?
– A magnetic banana.

A little girl said: “I know how to spell ‘banana’…”
-“… I just don’t know when to stop.”

What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
– He split.

How do monkeys get downstairs?
– They slide down the banana-ster.

One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
-The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”

How does a banana answer the phone?

How do you spell banana split?

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
– Neither of them is a police officer.

What’s yellow and used to write letters?
-A ball-point banana.

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

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