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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2023

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
-|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
– They hold on to the banana-ister.

What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
– A bunch of idiots.

What happens when two bananas break up?
– A banana split.

If farmer A sells apples, farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell?
-Medicine.

Why do bananas never get lonely?
– Because they hang out in bunches.

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
– They were empty.

If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
– A ba-na-na-na-na-na

Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act?
-It can give you bad trips.

What did the apple say to the green banana?
-You don’t look like you’re feeling so good.

What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
-Sundae.

What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
-Side-splitting ones.

What is the chemical formula for a banana?
-BaNa 2

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
-Cut it in half.

What did the orange say to the green banana?
-You don’t look like you’re peeling well.

Want to hear a potassium joke?
-K.

What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
– A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)

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