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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2024

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

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Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.

What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie.

What do you call two bananas?
-A pair of slippers.

What is the hippest kind of fruit?
-A bae-nae-nae.

I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
-Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
– After the banana chips in.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
-|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
– They hold on to the banana-ister.

Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
-Because he was yellow.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Which former politician loves bananas?
-Al Gore-illa.

Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
-Because he split!

They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
-Apparently, they’re long enough already.

What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
– Because she had split ends.

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