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Banana Jokes ๐ŸŒ in 2021

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, theyโ€™d peel.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
-Cut it in half.

What did the orange say to the green banana?
-You donโ€™t look like youโ€™re peeling well.

Want to hear a potassium joke?
-K.

Whatโ€™s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
– A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Weird. I canโ€™t remember ever eating a monkey.

What is it called when someone dressed as a banana eats a banana?
– Cannibananalism.

Time flies like an arrow
-Fruit flies like a banana.

What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
-Yellow, nice to meet you.

What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie.

Whatโ€™s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
-Your teeth!

A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
-The wiener.

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