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Banana Jokes ๐ŸŒ in 2021

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, theyโ€™d peel.

Why did the banana fail his driving test?
-He kept peeling out.

What is the key to opening a banana?
-A mon-key.

What did the banana say to the judge?
-โ€œIโ€™m going to win this case on a-peel!โ€

You need to be extra nice to bananas, you know why?
-You donโ€™t want to hurt their peelings.

Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
-He had yellow mellow fever.

Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
-The banana split with the ice cream.

What kind of a key opens a banana?
– A monkey.

What do you call solid gold bananas?
– A bunch of money.

What do bananas wear on their feet?
-A pair of slippers.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

What do you do when you see a blue banana?
-Try to cheer it up.

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