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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2024

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
-Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

Want to hear a potassium joke?
-K.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.

What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie.

What do you call two bananas?
-A pair of slippers.

What is the hippest kind of fruit?
-A bae-nae-nae.

I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
-Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
– After the banana chips in.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
-|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
– They hold on to the banana-ister.

Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
-Because he was yellow.

What do you call solid gold bananas?
– A bunch of money.

What do bananas wear on their feet?
-A pair of slippers.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

What do you do when you see a blue banana?
-Try to cheer it up.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
-Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

If a man has six apples in one hand and eight bananas in the other, what has he got?
-Massive hands.

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