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Banana Jokes 🍌 in 2024

Why do bananas use sunblock?
-Because otherwise, they’d peel.

What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie.

What do you call two bananas?
-A pair of slippers.

What is the hippest kind of fruit?
-A bae-nae-nae.

I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
-Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
– After the banana chips in.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
-|elephant| |banana| sin(θ).

How do monkeys stay safe when they walk down the stairs?
– They hold on to the banana-ister.

Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
-Because he was yellow.

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
-Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

Want to hear a potassium joke?
-K.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
– Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.

Time flies like an arrow
-Fruit flies like a banana.

What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
-Yellow, nice to meet you.

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie?
-Your teeth!

A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
-The wiener.

Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
– Banana Republic.

Why didn’t the man like invisible bananas?
– He couldn’t see the appeal.

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