Banana Jokes ๐ŸŒ in 2021

What was Beethovenโ€™s favorite fruit?
-Ba-na-na-naaaaa.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?
-Canabananalism.

Which former politician loves bananas?
-Al Gore-illa.

Why couldnโ€™t the police catch the banana?
-Because he split!

Theyโ€™re not going to grow bananas any longer.
-Apparently, theyโ€™re long enough already.

What is the favorite snack of the Super Mario Brothers?
-Banana-nana-nana.

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
– Because she had split ends.

Why did the banana get so many Valentineโ€™s Day gifts?
– Because it was SO sweet.

How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
– If you donโ€™t C sharp youโ€™ll B flat.

Why didnโ€™t the banana student go to school?
-He told his parents that he wasnโ€™t peeling well.

Whatโ€™s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
– A monkey going bananas.

Why couldnโ€™t the banana yell high?
-Because it could only yel-low.

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