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Music Jokes ๐ŸŽน in 2021

What is the musical part of a snake?
– Its scales.

Someone keyed the music teacherโ€™s car.
– Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.

What is the musical part of a snake?
-The scales!

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
– Pop music.

Whatโ€™s green and sings?
-Elvis Parsley..

Why is a piano so hard to open?
-Because the keys are on the inside.

Whatโ€™s big and grey with horns?
-An elephant marching band.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
-โ€œSorry,โ€ the bartender says. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve minors.โ€

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano.

Dad Joke: What do you call clean music?
-A soap opera!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano!

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