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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2024

What has a neck, but no head?
– A bass.

What’s big and grey with horns?
-An elephant marching band.

Middle C, E flat, and G walk into a bar.
-“Sorry,” the bartender says. “We don’t serve minors.”

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano.

Dad Joke: What do you call clean music?
-A soap opera!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
-In the piano!

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
-Rap..

Why do fluorescent lights hum?
– Because they forgot the words.!

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
-Pop music.

Which elf was the best singer?
-A. ELFis Presley.

What musical keys do cows sing in?
-Beef flat.

What makes music on your hair?
-A headband.

What types of songs do planets sing?
-Nep-tunes.

Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
-Hall’n Oates.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
-A moo-sician

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
-To reach the high notes. you.

What’s the most musical bone?
-The trombone.

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