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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2023

What has a neck, but no head?
– A bass.

What types of songs do planets sing?
-Nep-tunes.

Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
-Hall’n Oates.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
-A moo-sician

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
-To reach the high notes. you.

What’s the most musical bone?
-The trombone.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor [miner].

What kind of music do bunnies like?
-Hip Hop.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
-Never mind, it’s too short.

What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
-A moo-sician.

Why do people ask if you like live music.
-Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesn’t have soul.

What makes pirates such good singers?
-They can hit the high Cs!

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
– Because they put on the salsa.

What is a cat’s favorite song?
-Three Blind Mice.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
-A flat major.

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
– The trombone.

Want to hear the one about fermata?
-Wait, it’s too long.

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