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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2022

Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair with her rollerblades on?
-Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
-With a tuba glue.

Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
-Because she broke the record!

What has forty feet and sings?
-The school choir.

The biggest difference between the Super Bowl and the Grammys.
-The Eagles have won a Grammy.

Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
-She wanted to reach the high notes!

Why is a piano so hard to open?
-Because the keys are on the inside.

What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
-MEWsic.

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
-He was playing by ear.

I’m going to music school in the middle east…
-I want to learn Qatar

Why did the chicken join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks.

How can you tell if a singer’s at your door?
-They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

Why was the musician arrested?
-Because she got in treble!

What is the musical part of a snake?
– Its scales.

Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
– Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor.

What is the musical part of a snake?
-The scales!

What type of music are balloons afraid of?
– Pop music.

What’s green and sings?
-Elvis Parsley..

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