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Music Jokes ๐ŸŽน in 2021

What types of songs do planets sing?
-Nep-tunes.

Who is a grain harvesterโ€™s favorite musical artist?
-Hallโ€™n Oates.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
-A moo-sician

Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
-To reach the high notes. you.

Whatโ€™s the most musical bone?
-The trombone.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
-A flat minor [miner].

What kind of music do bunnies like?
-Hip Hop.

Want to hear the joke about a staccato?
-Never mind, itโ€™s too short.

What rock band has four guys that donโ€™t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
-A moo-sician.

Why do people ask if you like live music.
-Of course, I like live music. Dead music has body, but it doesnโ€™t have soul.

What makes pirates such good singers?
-They can hit the high Cs!

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