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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2023

What has a neck, but no head?
– A bass.

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
– Because they put on the salsa.

What is a cat’s favorite song?
-Three Blind Mice.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
-A flat major.

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
– The trombone.

Want to hear the one about fermata?
-Wait, it’s too long.

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
-Because they always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”

What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

My friend spends 75 percent of his time playing football and the other 25 percent playing Baroque music.
-He’s a quarterback..

What is a windmill’s favorite kind of music?
-I’ve heard they’re huge metal fans…

What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
– Mouse organs.

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
-A yam session.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
-They kept saying Bach, Bach.

Why was music coming from the printer?
-The paper was jamming.

What type of music are balloons scared of?
-Pop music!

Why was the musician arrested?
-Because she got in treble.

A while ago, my friend told me not to listen to loud music.
-I haven’t heard from that guy since.

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