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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2022

What makes music on your head?
-A headband.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
-They always ran around going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”

What part of the turkey is musical?
-The drumstick!

How do you make a bandstand?
-Take away their chairs.

What makes pirates such good singers?
-They can hit the high Cs.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can’t tuna [tune a] fish!

Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
-Hall’n Oates

What is the most musical part of your body?
-Your nose because you can blow and pick it.

Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?
-Because he only had Karajan luggage.

Why did the singer climb a ladder?
-She wanted to reach the high notes!

What part of the turkey is musical?
-The drumstick.

A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
-I replied, “Is that a fret?”

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