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Music Jokes 🎹 in 2024

What has a neck, but no head?
– A bass.

What is the most musical part of your body?
-Your nose because you can blow and pick it.

Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?
-Because he only had Karajan luggage.

Why did the singer climb a ladder?
-She wanted to reach the high notes!

What part of the turkey is musical?
-The drumstick.

A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
-I replied, “Is that a fret?”

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
-You can’t tuna fish!

How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?
-Just one, but it takes four movements.

What song do tornados like?
-The Twist.

What musical keys do cows sing in?
-Beef flat.

I don’t like to illegally download music.
-I’m afraid I’ll get FLAC.

What makes songs, but never sings?
-Notes.

Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
-Because he was Baroque.

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
-A yam session!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
-You can’t tuna fish.

Which computer brand will win the Grammys?
-A dell.

What has forty feet and sings?
-The school choir!

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
-He was playing by ear.

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