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Economic jokes 📊 in 2022

One of the economist’s biggest dreams was to produce his own show about economics. Unfortunately, he could never do it because he didn’t know the factors of production.

The best people to send to colonise Mars are economists. They enjoy housing bubbles.

Economic research
– Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest.

Teach a parrot the words supply and demand,
– and you’ve got yourself an economist.

Why was the economist feeling so low about his banana bread failure?
– He was let down by the deflation.

An economist tried hard but failed to have a successful career. He had various accomplishments in the short run, but they didn’t add up in the long run.

World leaders Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit, Boris says to Bill, “Bill, you know, I have a big problem I don’t know what to do about. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don’t know which one.” “Not a big deal Boris,” Bill responds. “I’m stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision and only one tells the truth.” “That sounds like the same situation,” Boris says. “Yes,” replies Bill. “But in my case, it’s never the same one!”

There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island.
– They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.

What do Labour supporters and trickle down economics have in common?
– They don’t work.

Why can’t two economists from different schools of thought ever agree?
– They’re debating from different premises.

What market do possessive traders hate?
– The share market.

How many conservative economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– None. Eventually, the darkness will make the light bulb screw itself in.

How does an economist open a can of beans?
– “Assume you have a can opener…”

My college professor makes extra money by forcing his students to buy his book at the beginning of the term.
– It’s textbook Economics.

One day, an inflation’s friends noticed that he was acting very jumpy. After discussing the matter with each other, they finally asked him, “Why are you acting so hyper, inflation?”

My problem with the economy is that at there is too much month left at the end of the money.

With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask.
– If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

An old joke no one I know likes
– Two economists are sitting on a bench. One says to the other “do you understand the economy?”

The other economist says “Let me explain, I’m an economist. It starts–”

The other interrupts “Oh no, I understand. I’m an economist too. We can both explain the economy, do you *understand* it?”

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