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Economic jokes 📊 in 2023

What is an economist who sells imitation art called?
– E-con artist.

A tax that always advocates for social reform and stands up for the right of others is called a progressive tax.

One of the industries that is positively affected by inflation is the bouncy castle sector.

An economist walks by a hundred dollar bill …
… on the sidewalk but decides not to pick it up, because if it were really there, someone would have picked it up already.

Finally found a good joke about trickle down economics.
– I’m afraid most you you won’t get it.

What would happen if you ended up finding a refund receipt hidden in your economics textbook?
– You would end up with a marginal benefit.

Why was the man upset even though he’d passed the exam for funeral directors?
– He realized his craft was a dying trade.

Economists are people who are too smart for their own good and not smart enough for anyone else’s.

An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble….
– And that’s how stock markets came into existence!!!

Grocery Economics
– A man and his economist friend are having lunch.

the man mentions that he’s noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. “I always buy a tub of margarine, but I’ve noticed that, even though it’s the same price every time, there’s less margarine in the tub. I can’t figure out what’s going on.”

The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds “what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns.”

What did the economist say when someone asked him what he was going to get paid in 5 years?
– “Who can know what is going to happen in the long run?”

Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180 today. That’s inflation for you.

What’s the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?
– One’s a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other’s a lepidopteral taxonomy
President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression…
…since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

Assuming this is funny…..
– A physicist , chemist and an economist are shipwrecked. They have retrieved a box full of canned food but they don’t have a can opener. The physicist
says “let’s determine an angle at which if the can is thrown we can get it opened up”
The chemist chips in “let me think what metal is used to make it, if we find that we can crack it open with a simple reaction.

The economist smiles and says, ” guys, stop overcomplecating simple stuff. Let’s assume we have a can opener”

Why can’t economists ever adopt a gluten-free diet?
– Their food choices tend to be sticky.

A GDP fell down the stairs and got really injured. The injuries were pretty severe, so he had to spend a lot of time in recovery.

Friend of mine owned a balloon company, but he had to close it. Couldn’t keep up with the cost of inflation.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow…
– The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: “We got him!”.

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