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Diaper jokes ๐Ÿ‘ถ in 2024

Why don’t diapers ever go hungry? They always have a full meal!

Why did the diaper cross the road? To get to the “butt” of the joke!

Why are diapers like beaches? They both have sand “bottoms”!

Why are diapers always on time? They never “poo-stpone” anything!

Why are diapers like movies? They always have a big release!

What do you call a diaper that can dance? “Poo-let” dancer!

Why was the diaper at the party? It’s always up for some “dirty” dancing!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of car? “Butt-erfly” doors!

Why are diapers never stressed? Because they always let it all out!

Why did the diaper get kicked out of school? It couldn’t keep its grades from dropping!

Why are diapers like historians? They always keep a record!

What do you call a diaper that can sing? “Poo-pera” singer!

Why did the diaper get a ticket? It couldn’t keep its “load” under control!

Why don’t diapers play sports? They fear getting kicked in the “butt”!

What’s a diaper’s favorite type of music? “Poo-nk” rock!

What did one diaper say to the other? “You crack me up!”

Why did the diaper join the circus? It’s good at juggling “loads”!

Why don’t diapers make good detectives? They always leak information!

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