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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2023

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

What do grizzlies do if they’re having a bad day in the forest?
– Grin and bear it!

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

Why did no one laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
– Because they were too corney!

What did the flower tell the other flower after she told a joke?
– “I was just pollen your leg!”

Last bud not leaf

Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?
– It was looking very green.

Did you know I can cut down a tree by looking at it?
– It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes!

Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
– Because he was a rotten apple!

A peony saved is a peony earned.

What did the mama lettuce tell her little ones when it started to storm?
– “Everyone needs to romaine calm.”

What does a flower say when it’s surprised?
– What in carnation?!

How do plants contact each other?
– They use the te-leaf-one!

He’s just a one-trick peony.

Why are trees so tall and thin?
– They only eat light.

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