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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2022

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

They say the Giant Sequoia forests have lots of stories,
– but they only ever tell tall tales!

The gardener’s tractor is magic!
– He was driving it down the road and then turned into a field!

What did the flower tell the taxi driver so he’d go faster?
– “Floret!”

Aloe you vera much.

You can’t plant greenery if you haven’t botany.

A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
– *Ba-dum-tsssss*

What is small, red and whispers?
– A hoarse radish!

Where do flowers go when they need to recharge after a long day?
– The power plant.

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