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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2024

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What do grizzlies do if they’re having a bad day in the forest?
– Grin and bear it!

How is a flower similar to the letter A?
– A bee goes after it.

What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones?
– Beets by Dre!

Why did the flower decide to try out Tinder?
– He was just looking for somebudy to love.

How does a plant answer the phone?
– “Aloe?”

What garden plant is always cold?
– A chili.

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
– It was feeling green!

What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall?
– “You grow, girl!”

What did one cactus say to the other cactus?
– “You’re looking sharp!”

Why didn’t the flower get to go out on a second date?
– He was a garden variety.

What did Princess Leia say after she planted some trees?
– May the forest be with you!

I saw a leaf that was shaped like a chicken.
– I think it fell from a poul-tree!

Put the petal to the metal.

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