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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2023

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

Why can’t you iron a four leaf clover?
– Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What’s the fiercest type of flower?
– A dandelion!

What did the girl cactus say to the boy cactus?
– “I’m so glad we pricked each other!”

What did one plant lady say to another plant lady?
– “Botany plants lately?”

What kind of flower grows on your face?
– Tulips!

Why did the gardener quit his job?
– His celery wasn’t high enough!

How do you grow a flower that glows in the dark?
– With a light bulb.

Take a leaf of faith!

What kind of plant pictures get the most likes on social media?
– Thirst traps.

What do you call a jungle where the animals talk about current events?
– A topical rainforest!

What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
– Squash!

What do you do after you take a picture of a flower?
– You wait for it to photosynthesize.

What did the plant tell the DJ?
– “Turnip the volume!”

What did the plant say to her sister when she came home?
– “Long thyme no see.”

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