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Plant jokes โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒต in 2021

What is Spring’s favourite kind of pickle?
– Daffo-dills!

What did Autumn say to Summer?
– Make like a tree and leaf!

What did the boy plant say to his girlfriend?
– โ€œIโ€™ll never leaf you.โ€

Why do trees have so many friends?
– They branch out.

Iโ€™m rooting for you!

What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
– A palm tree!

What is the gardener’s favourite book?
– War and Peas!

What did the flower decide to study in college?
– STEM.

Say aloe to my little friend.

Why does Yoda grow such pretty plants?
– He has green thumbs!

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
– It was feeling green!

What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall?
– โ€œYou grow, girl!โ€

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