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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2022

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

What did the flower study in college?
– STEM!

My new leaf blower doesn’t work.
– It sucks!

How do roses kiss?
– They plant one on the other’s cheek.

Cact-I + Cact-ME = Cact-US

What do you call the leftover bits of lettuce at the bottom of your salad bowl?
– The last romaines.

How did the squirrel get lost in the forest?
– It took the wrong root!

I was really impressed with the gardener I met the other day.
– He was outstanding in his field!

Did you hear the story about the flower who went on a date with another flower?
– It’s a budding romance!

How do plants keep things under control?
– They weed out unnecessary drama and ask troublemakers to leaf.

What’s the scariest plant?
– bamBOO!

What is a tree’s favourite subject in school?
– Geome-tree!

What’s green and goes to summer camp?
– A Brussels’ scout!

What did the flower ask the sad flower?
– “Are you doing bouquet?”

What flowers should you never give as gifts?
– Cauliflowers.

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