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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2021

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

What did Autumn say to Summer?
– Make like a tree and leaf!

What did the boy plant say to his girlfriend?
– “I’ll never leaf you.”

Why do trees have so many friends?
– They branch out.

I’m rooting for you!

What is Spring’s favourite kind of pickle?
– Daffo-dills!

What is the gardener’s favourite book?
– War and Peas!

What did the flower decide to study in college?

Say aloe to my little friend.

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