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Plant jokes ☘️🌿🌵 in 2023

How do trees get on the Internet?
– They log on!

What did one flower say to the other?
– What’s up bud?

What did the rose text her best bud?
– “I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
– He wanted a power plant!

What do grizzlies do if they’re having a bad day in the forest?
– Grin and bear it!

How is a flower similar to the letter A?
– A bee goes after it.

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal!

What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones?
– Beets by Dre!

Why did the flower decide to try out Tinder?
– He was just looking for somebudy to love.

How does a plant answer the phone?
– “Aloe?”

What garden plant is always cold?
– A chili.

What did the flower study in college?

My new leaf blower doesn’t work.
– It sucks!

How do roses kiss?
– They plant one on the other’s cheek.

Cact-I + Cact-ME = Cact-US

What do you call the leftover bits of lettuce at the bottom of your salad bowl?
– The last romaines.

How did the squirrel get lost in the forest?
– It took the wrong root!

I was really impressed with the gardener I met the other day.
– He was outstanding in his field!

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