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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2022

Hey, do you guys want to hear a story about frogs?
-I think you’ll find it ribbeting

Somebody told me there’s an invasive species of giant frogs destroying local populations all across North America…
-… What a bunch of bull.

What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?
-Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

Whats the preferred car of frogs?
-The Beetle.

What happens when a frog gets a flat tire?
-He gets toad.

I stepped on a frog today.
-It Croaked!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
-Kermit the Fog.

What happens when two frogs collide?
– They get tongue tied.

Why do frogs taste like beer?
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What kind of frog says Ribeye ribeye, instead of ribbet ribbet?
-A bull frog

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

Which kind of horse likes to eat baked beans?
-The pinto. (a 2-toned horse, also a type of bean)

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
– Lily.

What do you call a frog spy?
-Because it had bad stable manners.

What do frogs drink?
-Croak-acola

Why was the frog arrested?
– Because it Kermitted a crime.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

Why was the frog upset when he got back to the swamp?
-His lily pad was Toad.

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