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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2022

What happened to the frog who didn’t pay the parking meter?
-He got toad.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?
-Because they always make jump shots.

What did the horse say after it fell?
– Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

A frog went for a DNA test…
– The results came back 99.9% amphibian and a tad Polish.

What’s the difference between a squashed frog on the side of the road and a banjo player?
– There is a slim possibility that the frog was on its way to a gig.

What do stylish frogs wear?
-Jumpsuits.

Which frog has horns?
-A bull frog.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
– His car got toad away.

My jokes are like frogs
-They aren’t funny after you dissect them. But they weren’t funny before either.

What’s green with red spots?
-A frog with the chicken pox.

What team of horses travel all around the world??
– The Globe Trotters.

Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
-He was afraid of getting toad.

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