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Frog Jokes 🐸 in 2022

Hey, do you guys want to hear a story about frogs?
-I think you’ll find it ribbeting

What do frogs drink?
-Croak-acola

Why was the frog arrested?
– Because it Kermitted a crime.

What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

Why was the frog upset when he got back to the swamp?
-His lily pad was Toad.

What is Mr Frog’s favourite social media platform?
– Reddit reddit. Reddit

What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
– A prince.

Explaining a Joke is like Dissecting a Frog
-Everyone understands it better, but you killed it in the Process.

What’s a frog’s favorite game?
-Croak-et.

What is a frog’s favorite time?
-Leap year.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?
– Open-toad.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
– Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

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