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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2022

I had a contagious gum disease, but at least it gave me an infectious smile.

What do dentists call their patients’ X-rays?
– Tooth pics.

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
– She was told to open up.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
– Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?
– Because of Egypt his tooth….

Which is the best day to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-day.

What is a dentist’s favourite thing to talk about?
– Floss-ophy.

WHAT DID THE JUDGE SAY TO THE DENTIST?
– DO YOU SWEAR TO PULL THE TOOTH, THE WHOLE TOOTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH?

What did the dentist get for an award?
– A little plaque

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please?
– Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth, but I’ve forgiven him because it acci-dental.

Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist?
– He had a cavi-tree.

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