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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2022

WHY DID THE KING GO TO THE DENTIST?
– TO GET HIS TEETH CROWNED!

What job did the dentist have when she was in the army?
– Drill sergeant.

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minutes of work?
– That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

What is a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?
– A Floss-iraptor.

WHY DID THE TREE HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST?
– FOR A ROOT CANAL!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear.

The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.
– Each one has a hole through it!

My dentist said I should try flossing more, so I’ve started taking dance lessons.

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
– To get her teeth crowned.

What job did the dentist have when she was in the army?
– Drill sergeant.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.

What do dentists call their x-rays?
– Tooth-pics.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
– Fill me in when you get back.

I’ve got a new job working at the dental office. I heard about it via word of mouth.

WHERE DO TEETH LIKE TO SHOP?
– AT THE GAP!

Where do dentists go to retire?
– Fluorida.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What is a dentist’s favourite place to buy petrol?
– The filling station.

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