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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2024

I always make sure I’m nice to my dentist
– because I know she has fillings too.

I’ve been to the dental surgery so many times that I know the drill.

Why did the Pharaoh go to the dentist?
– Egypt his tooth.

WHY DID THE DOUGHNUT GO TO THE DENTIST?
– FOR A FILLING!

What has teeth but can’t chew?
– A comb.

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurty.

My dentist asked me if I would please open up, but I didn’t really want to confide in him.

What did one dentist say to the other dentist when they were on a roller coaster?
– Brace yourself.

Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist?
– He had a cavi-tree.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
– Thar’s gold in them fills!

Left my combat the dentist.
– Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.

What is a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?
– A Floss-iraptor.

WHY DID THE KING GO TO THE DENTIST?
– TO GET HIS TEETH CROWNED!

What job did the dentist have when she was in the army?
– Drill sergeant.

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minutes of work?
– That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

My dentist said I should try flossing more, so I’ve started taking dance lessons.

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
– To get her teeth crowned.

WHY DID THE TREE HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST?
– FOR A ROOT CANAL!

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