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Running jokes ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ in 2021

If you cut Usain Bolt, what does that make you?
– A bolt cutter.

Why can’t you hear a cross country runner while they’re training?
– Because they wear sneakers.

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
– Twenty after one!

Why do dogs run in circles?
– Because its hard to run in squares!

Why was the skinny woman jogging backward?
– Because she wanted to gain weight.

Why do football coaches go to the bank?
– To get their quarterback.

“Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second.”

Whatโ€™s the difference between the Arizona Cardinals & the Taliban?
– The Taliban has a running game.

If I cut Usain Bolt what am I?
– A boltcutter.

What is another name for a free treadmill?
– The great outdoors.

How does a physicist work out at the gym?
– They work out by pumping ion.

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