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Running jokes ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ in 2021

What did a runner’s wife give him when he came home all sweaty?
– She gave him the stink eye.

Where do coaches go to get their track athletes’ new uniforms?
– They go to New Jersey.

“Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.”

What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend?
– Homeless

What do you call running while listening to your favorite rapper?
– A Snoop Jogg.

What do athletes eat before a race?
– Nothing. They fast.

Why did the gym trainer bring a bear to the gym?
– So that all of the members would be ripped to shreds.

“I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.”

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
– Run! Sheโ€™s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Did you hear what happened at the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was always ahead, and the tomato was playing ketch-up.

What did the man from Tehran say after he got home from a run on the treadmill?
– Iran.

Run outside of your comfort zone.

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