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Running jokes 🏃‍♀️ in 2022

Did you hear what happened at the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
– The lettuce was always ahead, and the tomato was playing ketch-up.

What did the man from Tehran say after he got home from a run on the treadmill?
– Iran.

Run outside of your comfort zone.

“Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up.”

How do crazy runners go through the forest?
– They take the psycho path.

Do you know who invented running marathons?
– The human race.

Which cell service provider do track runners use?
– Sprint.

“I love running cross country. On a track,
– I feel like a hamster.”

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide,
– but you can’t run.

What do you call a free treadmill?
– Outside.

What do athletes lose after they win a huge race?
– Their breath.

What would a banana’s favorite gymnastic move be?
– The splits.

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