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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2023

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the beach? To catch some ogre-rays.

What do you call an ogre who’s always late? A slow-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to read? A book-ogre.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great comedian? He had a lot of ogre-tory humor.

Why did Shrek refuse to take his shoes off? He didn’t want to show his ogre-toes.

What do you call an ogre who loves to sing? A croon-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always thirsty? A drink-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the art museum? To see some ogre-nal paintings.

Why did Shrek’s doctor say he was in great health? He had a lot of ogre-anic food in his diet.

What do you call an ogre who’s always lost? A wander-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of friends? Popular.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the gym? To work on their ogre-all fitness.

Why did Shrek go to the gym? To work on his ogre-biceps.

What do you call an ogre who loves to ski? A slope-ogre.

Why did Shrek go to the bank? To get some ogre-time!

What do you call an ogre who loves to fish? A catch-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the theme park? To ride some ogre-sized rollercoasters.

Why did Shrek’s date leave early? He was too ogre-whelming.

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