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Cat jokes 🐱 in 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purr-ple!

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
– You’ve got to be kitten me!

What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
– Petsylvania!

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

Where do cats write down their notes?
– On scratch paper!

What is a dog’s favorite car to chase?
– A CATillac!

Why do cats always win video games?
– Because they have nine lives!

What do you call a cat who became a doctor?
– A first aid kitten.”

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
– “Me ow!”

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– A mice cream cone

What does the cat say after making a joke?
– “Just kitten!”

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

– They only have one tail.

Why did the cat wear a dress?
– She was feline fine.

Who delivers presents to cats?
– Santa Claws!

What’s it called when all the treats are gone?
– A cat-astrophe.

What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
– Catch!

Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?

– Just kitten!

What do you call a pile of kittens?
– A meowntain!

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