Cat jokes 🐱 in 2021

What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
– Petsylvania!

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
– You’ve got to be kitten me!

Why did the cat wear a dress?
– She was feline fine.

What’s it called when all the treats are gone?
– A cat-astrophe.

What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
– Catch!

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
– A mice-cream cone!

What cat likes living in water?
– An octoPUSS!

What do you call a dishonest African cat?
– A “lyin’ cub.”

How is cat food sold?
– Usually, purr the can!

What does a choir of cats like to sing?
– “Do-Re-Mew.”

Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?

– Because it littered

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