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Cat jokes ๐Ÿฑ in 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purr-ple!

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
– You’ve got to be kitten me!

What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
– Petsylvania!

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

Why did the cat wear a dress?
– She was feline fine.

Whatโ€™s it called when all the treats are gone?
– A cat-astrophe.

What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
– Catch!

Where do cats write down their notes?
– On scratch paper!

What is a dogโ€™s favorite car to chase?
– A CATillac!

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mouse!

What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
– MEWsic!

Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the race?
– It was a cheetah.

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