Cat jokes ๐Ÿฑ in 2021

Whatโ€™s it called when all the treats are gone?
– A cat-astrophe.

What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse?
– Catch!

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
– There are too many cheetahs.

What’s a cat’s favorite color?
– Purr-ple!

What is a dogโ€™s favorite car to chase?
– A CATillac!

What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
– Petsylvania!

What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
– You’ve got to be kitten me!

Why did the cat wear a dress?
– She was feline fine.

What do cats love to do in the morning?
– Read the mewspaper!

Why was the cat so agitated?

– He was in a bad mewd.

Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?

– Just kitten!

What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
– A mice-cream cone!

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