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Florida jokes in 2022

Who doesn’t love juicy knock-knock jokes? I know we want it! We have some entertaining jokes about Florida. Have a share of a good laugh with these best punch knock-knock jokes we collected for you.

It’s called Fuchsville, where we grow our own fuchs, and keep them.
– Why would I give such a rare thing to someone else?

I once knew a guy who went to a party in Florida and got so drunk that he woke up in Alabama.
– As you can imagine, he wasn’t in a very good state.

Why is the Florida mascot a Gator?
– It was the only thing ugly enough.

Florida is so hot that people crowd around fire to cool down.

I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida.
– I think he used the term “Superior Aryan,” but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.

What do you give a puppy on a really hot day?
– A pupsicle.

Why do Florida State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
– So they can park in handicap spaces.

One time I thought I saw bear in Miami but it was just a palmetto bug fist fighting a grown man on two legs.

What color is the sky in Florida right now?
– Dorian gray.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

What is the definition of safe sex down in Florida?
– Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

What’s the opposite of Florida?
– The ceiling, duh.

How can you become a small-business owner in Florida?
– Get a large business and let a Florida grad run it for you.

The only difference between Florida and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.

How many Florida men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?
– You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.

How do you help someone during a heat wave?
– Give them lemon-ade.

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