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Florida jokes in 2024

Who doesn’t love juicy knock-knock jokes? I know we want it! We have some entertaining jokes about Florida. Have a share of a good laugh with these best punch knock-knock jokes we collected for you.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.

Did you hear about the blackout in Florida?
– People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hrs.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $76,000 worth of Campbell’s soup.
– I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’

Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face eating is a legitimate concern, and where a category-four hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.

2020 was like…
– an alternate universe where we were all living in Florida.

Do you want to know a good Jewish wine?
– Ma, when are we going to Miami?

Did you hear about the fire in University of Florida’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
– The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

One blonde says to another blonde: “Which is further away Florida or the moon?”
– The other blonde replies: “Well dah. Can you see Florida from here?!”

One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
– With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy! I want to be a gator when I grow up!”
Mom answers, “Now Johnny, you know you can’t do both.”

Whats the difference between the Florida Gators and cheerios?
– One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?
– The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida.

What do you call a rodent drama set in Florida?
– Miami Mice.

What do you call a Florida player wearing a suit and tie?
– The Defendant.

Two guys from Florida die and wake up in hell.
– I mean, where else would they go?

Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida?
– It was a Miami heat fan.

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