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Florida jokes in 2024

Who doesn’t love juicy knock-knock jokes? I know we want it! We have some entertaining jokes about Florida. Have a share of a good laugh with these best punch knock-knock jokes we collected for you.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.

Did you hear about the blackout in Florida?
– People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hrs.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $76,000 worth of Campbell’s soup.
– I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’

And if Florida disappeared tomorrow, how would Governor Rick Scott get back to his home planet? Hot air balloon?

My friend asked, “Aren’t you concerned Florida will be submerged from climate change?”
– My reply was, I thought that’s what we were all trying to do, then we will stop.

Are you a Gator’s fan? Don’t get offended to these funny Florida gator jokes. Share with your colleagues while watching the game. Skim through these jokes that only true Gators fans will laugh the hardest.

Where do bakers go on vacation?
– Orlandough.

I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida…
…you could say I have tropical depression.

My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach…
– The trip was all downhill from there.

Why can’t they put on a live Nativity scene at Christmas at the University of Florida?
– They can’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face eating is a legitimate concern, and where a category-four hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.

2020 was like…
– an alternate universe where we were all living in Florida.

Do you want to know a good Jewish wine?
– Ma, when are we going to Miami?

Did you hear about the fire in University of Florida’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
– The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

One blonde says to another blonde: “Which is further away Florida or the moon?”
– The other blonde replies: “Well dah. Can you see Florida from here?!”

One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
– With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.

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