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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2023

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

What do you call a sloth who barely moves?
– A slow-off!

What do sloths throw when winter hits?
– Slowballs.

Sloth motto : Nope. No Way. Not Going To Happen. Not Today!!!

What is a sloths favorite icy treat?
– Slow-cone. (Snow cone)

What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle?
– A slow-off.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?
– AU GUYS!!!

What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

The priest said my body was built for sin. What sin?
– Slothfulness.

Sloths never kiss on the first date…
– They take it slow.

Why don’t sloths kiss on the first date?
– They like to take it slow.

When asked why the sloths voted to keep the coal mines open, the sloth congressman said this:
– Because in terms of energy, sloths are conservative!

What does the sloth journalist read every morning when he gets to work?
– A snooze paper.

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done – like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions.

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