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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2022

What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
– He would only do the BEAR minimum.

They say I have a body built for Sin
– That sin being Sloth.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth?
– A slow leopard.

What’s a sloth’s favorite way to eat chicken?
– Slothern fried.

Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open?
– Because when it comes to energy, they’re conservative.

A sloth got robbed by two turtles…
– A sloth got robbed by two turtles. When the police questioned him about it he said, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.

Why didn’t the sloth go extinct?
– They didn’t plan on going anywhere.

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