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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2023

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

What do sloths throw when winter hits?
– Slowballs.

Sloth motto : Nope. No Way. Not Going To Happen. Not Today!!!

What is a sloths favorite icy treat?
– Slow-cone. (Snow cone)

I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

What do you call a sloth who barely moves?
– A slow-off!

So a sloth gets mugged by three turtles
– When the police arrived and asked him what happened he said “Immm nnnot ssuurree, Iiiit happpeennnd soooooo faasssttt”

I’m an all-or-nothing guy. When I’m working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I’m not, I’m the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us.

Watched a sloth eat a watch the other day. It was very time consuming…

Do you like sloths?
– Wanna be my significant sloth–er?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth?
– A slow leopard.

A sloth walks into a bar
– When he gets to the counter, he tells the bartender, “I’ll take………………… a club soda.”
– The bartender says, “Whats with the long paws?”

What do sloths make when it snows?
– Slow Angels.

What’s a sloth’s favorite piece of furniture?
– The sloth-fa.

I told my husband that the National Zoo’s sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies.
– He said, “Now she’s guilty of two deadly sins: sloth and gluttony.”

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