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Sloth jokes 🦥 in 2024

What did the turtle say while dating the sloth?
– Let’s take it sloooowwwww.

I Saw A Sloth Eating A Watch…
– It Was Very Time Consuming!

What’s the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
– One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
– Yep made that up on the way home today… Sorry.

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

Why are sloths the most social animals?
– Because they always wanna hang out!

What do you call a sloth who barely moves?
– A slow-off!

What do sloths throw when winter hits?
– Slowballs.

Sloth motto : Nope. No Way. Not Going To Happen. Not Today!!!

What is a sloths favorite icy treat?
– Slow-cone. (Snow cone)

One sloth turned and said to the other, “I used to dislike moss…”
– “But now I think it’s growing on me.”

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do sloths read in the morning?
– Snooze-papers.

What do sloths throw in winter?
– Slowballs.

A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles
– Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, “It all happened so fast.”

Sloth motto : Just do it later.

A sloth got mugged by a bunch of snails. Know what he said afterward?
– It all happened so fast.

I’m like a sloth, and you’re like moss.
– I think you’re starting to grow on me!

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