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Sloth jokes ๐Ÿฆฅ in 2021

What do you call intelligent sloths?
– Slo-mo sapien.

A sloth goes to a bar to get drunk.
– After a long time and a lot of drinks the bartender asks the sloth why he is there.
– The sloth replies, “I’m depressed, my wife is leaving me. I bet she’s already halfway through the kitchen.”

What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band?
– Slow Patrol.

What happens when you cross a sloth with a cat?
– You get a slow leopard.

What did the sloth say after a bunch of snails mugged him?
– โ€œIt all happened so fast!โ€

Why is the sloth trying to cross the road?
– Becau- *SPLAT*

What is a three toed slothโ€™s favorite kind of chip?
– Fritos.

Sloths are always listening to slow music. You can find their playlists on Slothify.

When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said,
– It. all. happened. so. fast.

Avoid sloth, the mother of all vices!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth?
– A slow leopard.

What do sloths drink in the morning?
– Their morning sloth-fee!

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