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While real estate is no joke, there are tons of real estate jokes. The process of buying and selling homes, businesses, and properties, is part of society and will remain so. There are several people involved in the selling or purchasing of real estate, and that leaves the opportunity for many types of jokes.
Why didn’t the hipster real estate agent show the ocean side mansion?
– It was too current.
It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns…
– Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
What did the manager say to the real estate agent when he made a deal for Amazon?
– “Hey, John, you did an Amazon Prime job.”
What did the prisoner turned realtor say to his clients?
– Guy says, “Now I sell the blocks in New York paradise and not in prison”.
He travelled the globe for months and finally stopped at a campsite with 26 tents. The man went into the first tent, tent A. Three men came in to talk with him and they told jokes for a while. Two of the men said they knew what the dumbest pun in the world was. “It’s in tent A!” they said. The last man whispered in the man’s ear “It’s free real estate.”
(NOT THE ACTUAL JOKE)
The last man went to the back of the tent A, dug around for a while and said,”The other two are lying,” and tossed a piece of paper at him. It read, ‘Pun not in tent Z.’
What do you call a real estate agent who secretly moonlights as a detective?
– Sherlock Homes.
I have a friend who is stout. When he joined realtor services, he was assigned to the division of short sales.
What did I do when my realtor did a lovely job in describing my property at the listing?
– I simply decided to keep it!
I tried bidding on a shopping center in a real estate auction, but I was outbid at the last minute. I guess the old saying is true:
– You can’t win a mall.
I was offered the chance to buy some real estate in Egypt’s Valley of the Kings
– but it turned out to be just a pyramid selling scheme
Why did the real estate agent buy a skateboard?
– So they could flip it.
A sophisticated realtor constantly speaks about proper tea.
Why do realtors not buy houses near stables?
– Because they will always be worried about their next-door neigh-bors!
The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it.
You need 9 lives to pay it off.
Ps – should this be in /showerthoughts?
Why would a real estate business never close down?
– Since it’ll never be out of commission.
We’re having a really difficult time selling our house. We blame it on the neighbors.
– They always have the lawn sprinkler on… it’s a source of constant irrigation.
What did the realtor remark when he saw a fine piece of clothing?
– It’s a fine print.
What would Spock say if he was a real estate agent who sold a house to his client?
– He would say, “Live long and prosper in this property”.
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Real Estate Agents
Funny real estate jokes about the agents who represent the buyers and sellers are some of the most popular real estate jokes. They may focus on how they dress, whether they work from home or from an office, and even small things they do to make their buyers feel welcome in their new home. Many of the funniest real estate jokes, however, are focused on some marketing tactics. One liner real estate jokes about asking everyone if they want to sell or leaving business cards everywhere, are still popular even as marketing approaches are changing.Corny real estate jokes sometime imply they are mostly moms that want to work from home, or that people choose it when they fail at other careers, but real estate is a profitable career and can be rewarding helping people find their family home or grow their business. Cheesy real estate jokes about the agents are decades old and will continue, as there will not be an end to people needing homes and land.
The best real estate jokes address that there are many different types of real estate to be bought sold and rented. There are many different real estate jobs as well that require trained and licensed agents. Top real estate jokes will find their way to conferences, gatherings, and events that have many agents in attendance, or other business gatherings for networking. Short real estate jokes may even find their way into retirement parties and celebrations welcoming new people to firm. They may be included on cards and even in newspapers comics or magazine joke pages.
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Buyers include those who are purchasing homes, businesses, commercial buildings, and empty land. There are hilarious real estate jokes about the buyers, their demands upon their representatives and the sellers. Some clean jokes regard their search for the perfect or ideal purchase, and their demand for exactly the right deal. Those buying properties are frequently looking for the right location and a price that fits within their budget, that will allow for their home or business to be successful. Many want to make long term plans for the space while others flip properties by buying them, fixing them, and selling them again. The faster they can improve and sell the properties the more of the proceeds they can keep, making it a fast paced business to be in.Cute jokes about real estate that addresses the buyers, whether they be long term or flipping, are common. Around career day or when someone is moving home, they may hear many of these jokes and join in the fun they create. Clean real estate jokes are a fun way to relieve stress during what can be a very stressful time.
Sellers
People who sell property often are looking to upgrade, to move locations, or simply have no need for the property anymore. However, some become attached to their properties and see them valued as mor than they are worth to others. This creates a bases for many of the funniest real estate jokes. The job of a real estate agent is to find the middle ground between the sellers opinion on the property value as well as the buyers, and to create an agreement that allows both to be happy with the purchase.Real estate jokes for kids are a simplification of the process between buyers, sellers, and agents. They are a fun way to help children learn about the process of buying and selling, to learn about career choices and what jobs people around them have, and to encourage learning about the community in which they live. Jokes are a common tool for not only making something fun, but for passing on information and understanding, making them ideal tools for the lower stressed moments of learning about jobs, careers, and different places that are held within society.