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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2022

How do dyslexic rabbits pass the time?
-They buck like funnies.

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy.
-Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?
Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
-“It’s been nice gnawing you.”

How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
-With a hare brush!

What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel
-A bell-hop

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum ?
-They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
-A hare dryer.

3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.
-Mitch better have my bunny.

How do rabbits travel?
-By hareplane.

what’s a rabbits favourite song?
-hip hop

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