Rabbit Jokes ๐Ÿ‡ in 2021

I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit’s feet…
-I thought, โ€œWell he’s pushing his luck!โ€

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
-Look for the gray hares.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
-Unique up on it.

Tonight weโ€™re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner
-We found himalayan in the road.

I ordered rabbit stew at a pub the other day…
-The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.
I call him back and say, “There’s a hare in my stew.”

What do rabbits say before they eat?
-โ€œLettuce pray.โ€

What do you call a rabbit crossed with a frog?
-A bunny ribbit!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
-U “nique” up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way

What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
-Hot cross bunnies!
Happy easter everyone

What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
-A hot cross bunny.

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.
-From a distance they looked like hares.

What is a rabbitโ€™s favorite dance style?
-Hip-hop!

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