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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2024

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

How do frogs and rabbits settle their disputes?
-They play hopscotch.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
-Hoppy birthday!

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
-The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.
The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
-A jump rope.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
-Because they just finished a March!

A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood
-The nurse asks, what’s your blood type?
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type O”

What do frogs and rabbits have in common?
-They both like hip hop.

What airline do rabbits use?
-British Hare-ways.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
– He was a millionhare!!

Why did a Duracell rabbit went to jail?
-It was charged with battery.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
-He’s hoppy.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
-Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call an all you can eat meal in a rabbit hole?
-A Warren Buffet

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
-When you find a hare in it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
-Unique up on it.

How do dyslexic rabbits pass the time?
-They buck like funnies.

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