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Rabbit Jokes 🐇 in 2024

What do you call two rabbits racing down the road?
-The fast and the furriest.

How do frogs and rabbits settle their disputes?
-They play hopscotch.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
-Hoppy birthday!

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
-The bartender asks the rabbit “What can I get you to drink”.
The rabbit says “I have no idea, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.

Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake?
-A jump rope.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
-Because they just finished a March!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
-U “nique” up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way

What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
-Hot cross bunnies!
Happy easter everyone

What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
-A hot cross bunny.

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.
-From a distance they looked like hares.

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
-Hip-hop!

Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?
-She was having a bad hare day!

Elton John got a treadmill for his pet rabbit
-It’s a little fit bunny

What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ?
-Lettuce Pray.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
-Bugs Bunny.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– In the hare force!

What do you get when a rabbit opens a bakery?
-Something bunny.

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