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Rabbit Jokes ๐Ÿ‡ in 2021

What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel
-A bell-hop

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum ?
-They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
-A hare dryer.

3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit.
-Mitch better have my bunny.

How do rabbits travel?
-By hareplane.

whatโ€™s a rabbits favourite song?
-hip hop

A rabbit and a beaver are looking up at the majesty of the Hoover Dam
-And the beaver says to the rabbit
“Well I didn’t build it but it’s based on my design”

Why are rabbits so lucky?
-They have four rabbitโ€™s feet.

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
-At the hop-ticians!

Disney have announced theyโ€™re rebooting Who Framed Roger Rabbit with Ric Flair played the role of Eddie Valiant. Itโ€™s going to be called
-Wooooooooo Framed Roger Rabbit

If you ever need to look like you have a beard, glue a rabbit to your face.
-And presto-chango, facial hare!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
-One is a fit bunny, and the otherโ€™s a bit funny.

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