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Rabbit Jokes ๐Ÿ‡ in 2021

If I ever have a rabbit, Iโ€™ll name him Cab Calloway.
-Because if he ever gets scared, heโ€™ll crawl into his Hi-Di-Hi-Di-Hi-Di-Hole!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
-A chili dog on a bun.

I used to own a rabbit
-but now heโ€™s just some bunny I used to know.

A Rabbit, a Monkey and a Llama walks into a bar.
-The bartender looks at them, and goes:” I think you’re ALL in the wrong joke.”
The rabbit says :”Man this is worse than when I was just a typo.”

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.
-The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
-โ€œDo you want to grab a bite?โ€

What do you call a rabbit comedian?
-A funny bunny!

Why did the Tortoise’s wife leave him for the Rabbit?
-Real men come second.

Where do rabbits work?
-At IHOP restaurants.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
-A receding hare line.

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He’s carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.
-“Return ticket to Death Valley please.”
“Pleasure trip?”
“Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing.”
“LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?”
“No, this is carrion.”

Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
-In the hare force.

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