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Golf Jokes 🏌️‍♂️ in 2024

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.

The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”

Which actress is incredible at golf?
– Minnie Driver.

When is it too wet to play golf?
– When your golf cart capsizes.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
– The 19th hole.

An American went to Scotland and played golf with a newly acquainted Scottish golfer.
– After a bad tee shot, he played a “Mulligan” which was an extremely good one.
– He then asked the Scottish, “What do you call a Mulligan in Scotland?”
– “We call it 3.”

Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.

If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot.

Traveling around the golf coast

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.

. What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?
– Harry Putter.

Did you hear about the two guys that met on the golf course?
– It was the beginning of a beautiful friend-chip.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice… once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

What’s the easiest shot in golf?
– Your fourth putt.

A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well.

What did Nat King Cole sing after he won a round of golf?
– Un-fore-gettable, in every way.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

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