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Golf Jokes 🏌️‍♂️ in 2022

What’s the easiest shot in golf?
– Your fourth putt.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

Fairway: An unfamiliar tract of closely mowed grass running from the tee to the green.
– Your ball is usually found immediately to the left or right of it

Golfing is the idlest sport…
– Can you imagine just kicking a white ball around all day long?

Why was Cinderella such a terrible golfer?
– Her coach was a pumpkin.

A player asked his coach: “What is going wrong with my game?”
– Coach: “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”

I had a terrible round today, I only hit two good balls, and that was when I stepped on a rake.

Practice Tee: A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice

What’s the difference between a rock climber and a golfer?
– A golfer goes: whack! “Shit!”
– A climber goes: “Shit!” whack!

There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

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The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.

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