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Golf Jokes ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2021

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot, rarely make the perfect shot.

What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?
– Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball.

You spend too much time thinking about golf! Do you even remember the day we got married?
– Of course I do! It was the same day I sank that 45-foot putt.

Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls.

What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball lost in the rough?
– Guys will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it wonโ€™t workโ€ฆ and both are expensive.

The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.

What did the driver yell at the golf cart that cut him off?
– Kiss my putt.

Which pro golfer can jump higher than the flag?
– All of them, the flag can’t jump.

Thereโ€™s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

What does a golfer like to hear from his wife?
– โ€œTalk birdie to me.โ€

Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
– In case they get a hole in one.

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