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Golf Jokes 🏌️‍♂️ in 2022

What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?
– Harry Putter.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work… and both are expensive.

Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls.

Why was Cinderella such a terrible golfer?
– Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a really friendly golfer?
– A social putterfly.

How do you like my game?
– Oh, it’s a great game, but personally, I prefer golf.

Why was Cinderella such a poor golfer?
– Because her coach was a pumpkin.

After shooting 30 over par after 18 holes, Jim is on his way home from the 18th having a chat with his Karen.
– “That round was so poor, I think I’m going to jump into the lake by the 16th and drown myself”
– “I honestly doubt that. You won’t be able to keep your head down long enough”

The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil.

One day a player asked his coach: “What is going wrong with my game?”
– “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.”

Golf is a lot like taxes… you go for the green and come out in the hole.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke Skywalker before he went out for his round of golf?
– “May the fores be with you, Luke.”

Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?
– Because that’s how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!

The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”

If you do find that you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here’s a valuable tip: Your life is in trouble.

What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters?
– The chimpion!

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