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Vegan Jokes ๐Ÿฅ— in 2021

What’s the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club?
-Tell everybody

At the urging of some friends I tried eating vegan for a week
-It was awful! I couldnโ€™t catch a single one. Theyโ€™re quick!

What do vegans say before a fight
– Iโ€™m gonna give you a beet down

What do vegan zombies eat?
-GRAAAAAINSโ€ฆ

Vegans
-A t-Rex met a vegan one day who claimed that she knew the Rex, but he never met herbivore.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Just finished a 60-day vegan diet
– I lost two months

I went to a vegan BBQ
– I thought the Vegan was overcooked

What does a pirate store his data on?
-An Arrrrr Drive

If 2 vegans start arguing…
-Is it still beef?

Whatโ€™s the similarity between a vegan and a frat boy?
– They always manage to slip it in.

What does a waiter say when he gives meat for a vegan
– Sorry it was a meat steak.

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