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Vegan Jokes ๐Ÿฅ— in 2021

What is the difference between being a vegan and suffering from the novel coronavirus?
-In the case of COVID-19, the loss of sense of taste is only temporary.

Veganism is like Communism
-They are both fine, unless you like food

There are two takes on the vegetarian beef joke.
-Take a look at both of them to find your favorite.

A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar…
– And we know it because they told us.

How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
-Donโ€™t worry, theyโ€™ll let you know.

Is it just me, or is Hunger Games subliminal advertising for vegans?
-Because every 5 seconds all I hear is *PETA!*

Vegan joke
-A friend of mine, Hunter, came out as Vegan.

He left our friend group after we started calling him gatherer.

People keeping telling me that, to stay healthy, I should “Eat Vegan”
-The trouble is, when you do, you find there is no meat on them.

I blame the lousy diet.

The quickest way to become a nutritionist?
-Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.

This vegan girl said she knew me from somewhere
-I told her I never met herbivore

My dog is vegan but he is kind of a hypocrite about it.
-He has a fur coat that he always wears.

If two vegetarians are arguing,
– is it still called Beef?

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