Vegan Jokes ๐Ÿฅ— in 2021

What do you call a sunburnt vegan?
-A baked bean

Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat
-Then I remember they feed off of attention.

Save a cow,
– eat a vegetarian!

What do you call the argument between two vegans?
-A plant-based beef.

Why do people hate vegans?
-Because they always try to start beef

What did the vegan and the carnivore say to each other when they went to a steakhouse together?
– โ€œDonโ€™t have a cow, man.โ€

What do you call a fascist vegan?
-Lactose intolerant.

My wife lied about being vegan
– She ate animal crackers.

A Vegan, Jehovah Witness and Keto Trainer walk into a bar…
-* Everybody Leaves *

As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing makes me angrier than seeing a vegan eating pudding.
-Because how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

How do you know if a Vegan joke is a re-post?
– It’s been on “Here Bivore.”

Did you hear about the girl who recently decided to eat vegan?
-Of course you did.

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