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Vegan Jokes 🥗 in 2022

Being Vegan gives you a superpower
-The power to annoy all of your friends.

What do vegans get at a barbecue restaurant?
-Kicked out.

How long does it take a vegan to finish a hamburger?
-5 seconds depending on if anybody is watching the dog.

How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon double cheeseburger?
-Only one if nobody is looking.

A vegan enters a restaurant and asks the waiter for advice what to order.
-“A taxi.”

What’s the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club?
-Tell everybody

What do vegan zombies eat?
-GRAAAAAINS…

How can you tell if someone is vegan?
-Don’t worry. When you offer them meat, they will say ‘no thanks’, then you can relentlessly ask them questions why, then you can get upset and accuse them of going on about it.

AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich?
-Oops wrong sub

Can vegans eat pudding?
-No, you cant have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat.

Why did the tomato blush?
-Because he saw the salad, dressing.

What’s the hardest thing about being vegan?
-Keeping it to yourself apparently.

I was eating a cheeseburger when I was confronted by a vegan.
– The vegan said I should give up killing and eating cows, he said I should start eating vegan. If prepared right, you will get more vitamins and enjoy it more.

At the end of the day, he was right, cooked properly, he was delicious.

What does a vegan zombie eat?
– GRAAIIIIIIIINS

What is the difference between being a vegan and suffering from the novel coronavirus?
-In the case of COVID-19, the loss of sense of taste is only temporary.

Veganism is like Communism
-They are both fine, unless you like food

There are two takes on the vegetarian beef joke.
-Take a look at both of them to find your favorite.

A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar…
– And we know it because they told us.

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