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Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑‍🔬☣ in 2024

What’s another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
– The atoms family.

How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms?
– With the Periodic Table of Elephants.

I’m a female but you can call me Iron Man (Fe = Iron, male = man).

What don’t you understand about copper?
– It makes perfect CENTS!

Chemistry jokes are sodium funny!

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

My friend asked me if she could use my periodic table
– I said “sorry, I left it atom”

There are many noble elements but the smartest of all elements in the periodic table is Einsteinium.

Keep your ion the prize!

What do you get when you mix Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon?
– A UNiCoRn!

Why did the chemist coat his shoes with silicone rubber?
– He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

Nerdy pickup line.
– Hey baby, Are you uranium because I’m Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. 😉

The police did not trust the statement given by the atoms, after all, they are known for making up everything.

Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass?
– Only the Catholic ones!

Is silicon the same in Spanish?
– Si.

A man recently died after a periodic table display fell on him…
– The official cause of death was “Exposure to the Elements”.

“Please don’t start with your element jokes, I’ve sulfered enough,” said the tired element to the other elements.

A good way to remember gold is “Au gimme that gold”.

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