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Periodic table jokes 🧪⚗️🧑‍🔬☣ in 2023

What’s another name for the Periodic Table of elements?
– The atoms family.

How do you track the reproductive cycle of pachyderms?
– With the Periodic Table of Elephants.

All the elements went to wash their dishes in the Zinc.

What do you do to dead elements?
– You barium.

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron, help me look for it.”

I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table
– I got the lead role!

He paid a nickel to hear some Chemistry jokes. Many of the jokes were Boron, but there was some comedy Gold. They were Sodium good.

I really love the periodic table. Well, not always, but every now and again.

When someone I don’t like asks me to hang out I tell them sodium hydrogen. (NaH)

What is the chemical formula for “banana”?
– BaNa2.

Chuck Norris joke cause it’s been a long time.
– Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

When periodic table puns get Boron, you should start reading element jokes instead!

I think that angry flask completely overreacted.

Why do protons have mass?
– Because they are Catholic.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
– Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

What do you call it when a Volcano is on it’s period?
– Pyroclastic flow

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night?
– OMg!

I was looking for sodium on the periodic table, but then it told me it was not available! (Na)

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