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If you ever hurt your leg, you put your Neon the couch and put some ointment on it.

How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam?
– Fear of utility bills.

Guys, stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough.

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?
– Separation anxiety.

A man recently died after a periodic table display fell on him…
– The official cause of death was “Exposure to the Elements”.

Carbon and Hydrogen went to the park, they really bonded well.

Are you feeling under the weather today?
– Because you look like you’re Na fine.

Why did the scientist want carbon, Arsenic, and Hydrogen?
– Because it makes CAsH!

What’s a pirates favorite element on the periodic table?
– Gold. What the hell would they need argon for?

Gold is not terrible. It’s Au-some. Even silver Ag-rees.

What do you do with a dead scientist?
– You barium. That’s if you can’t helium or curium.

Did you know that Iron Man was a FeMale? (Fe = Iron and Male = man)

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