Although dinosaurs have been extinct for centuries the jokes have remained and multiplied, funny ones, kids ones, and bad dinosaur jokes. Even dinosaur dad jokes are popular, both with the dads telling them and the dino dads in them, each funny for their own reasons and in their own way.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
-Strawberry jam !
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
– With Tyrannosaurus checks !
Elias: I lost my pet dinosaur .
– Donald: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper ?
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
-Out of the way!
What did thedinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
– What a lavaly day!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
Kids Dinosaur Jokes
One could say that most dinosaur jokes are made for kids. They are often cute dinosaur
jokes that ease a child’s fear of what a dinosaur is or what they can do. Many children become afraid of dinosaurs and that they might come back one day to walk the Earth with people, which is very frightening indeed. By making dinosaurs cute and having them make mistakes or becoming the butt of a joke can make them seem more funny, entertaining, and less threatening. There are dinosaur knock knock jokes and puns
, silly dinosaur jokes that can get a laugh at any age, and all the funny dinosaur jokes are full of fun and harmless dinosaurs that do or say silly things.
Dinosaur Dad Jokes Dad jokes
are often a category of their own, so lame that they are funny if for no other reason then their lack of being funny to begin with. The best part of dinosaur dad jokes is that they can be written by dads or they can be about dinosaurs who are dads, and if you find one that is both it is certain to please. Perhaps these are to blame for many of the bad dinosaur jokes out there, the ones that aren’t funny at all but yet continue to be passed around and shared among children and adults alike. Dad jokes are often a way for a father, or parent, to try and bond with their child, or their way to show they pay attention to what the next generation is watching and doing, or perhaps just because they want a little attention and making people laugh has always been a good way to get that attention.
What Makes A Dinosaur Joke Funny
Dinosaurs are strong animals
, they are stronger then any person and can be harmful to anyone who crosses their path, which doesn’t seem like a good topic for a joke, not a good thing to use to make people laugh. By creating jokes about these dinosaurs doing silly things, making mistakes, or being goofy, having a funny dinosaur joke about any dinosaur doing something that a dinosaur wouldn’t normally do can lighten the mood and shift from fear to humour. It shows that even they have weaknesses and can be cute at times, maybe that they aren’t all mean and scary but that sometimes they are just something else completely, docile and calm and safe to be around. Reducing fear is a purpose for many jokes of all kinds.
Dinosaurs couldn’t talk, didn’t live in houses, they don’t take telephone calls or cook meals in a kitchen, not like the ones on the TV show made about dinosaurs. That show was in short a large ongoing joke about a dinosaur family who did all the things a normal human family does and it brought with it stereotypes and dinosaur jokes of all kinds, making it popular for a while. It made them less scary to see them make jokes about dinosaur life. People like things that make something scary less threatening and more amusing.
Who Uses Dinosaur Jokes
These may be most popular among children in school, particularly around the age that first learn about dinosaurs and how they looked, what they ate, and how they lived. Joking about them can help the kids be less afraid and help them to learn some dinosaur facts.
Children in particular enjoy making fun of things that scare them, it makes them less threatening and more flawed, maybe even something a child could get along with, make an imaginary dinosaur friend to be less worried they will come along and begin to eat people. Many cute dinosaur jokes can be made, and have been made, about cute dinosaur imaginary friends going around in the world protecting it’s child, boosting their confidence and helping them feel safe.
Teachers may use funny dinosaur jokes to entertain their students and relieve the fear and stress that naturally develops as you learn about them. They can use them to teach things about the dinosaurs and that section of time, but also to bring some fun to the classroom.
Adults may use these jokes to relate to children, to entertain at parties or playdates, or even to bond with their children or those in their family. It can ease tension or reduce stress at doctor appointments or meeting new friends at a birthday party, or adventuring into a new place.
Can Dinosaur Jokes Teach
There are things that can be learned from most jokes, and these can be used to teach about the animals they are about. They can teach us how they lived, what they ate, where they made their homes and what other animals would have been around them. They can show that many different types of animals can live together in harmony and play games or learn together without bringing harm to each other or others who are different. Many things can be remembered through humor and joking, a joke is easier to remember then boring details repeated out of a book.
They can teach the use of imagination, pretending that dinosaurs do all these other things that real dinosaurs could never have done, and even help reduce fear of the unknown creatures. As a teaching tool a joke can go far by being easy to remember, can bring amusement and humour to a moment of worry or fear, and can just be amusing in a moment when something fun is needed.