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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2025

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

WhatdoyoucallapoliteDinosaur?
-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
-Dino-sore!

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?
– Look for footprints in the pizza !

What’sa dinosaur’s favorite website?
– Thesaurus

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
-DINOMITE!

What family does Maiasaur belong to?
-I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!

Whichdinosaursleptallday?
– The dino-snore!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep? ?
– Stegosnorus !

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