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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2022

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

WhatdoyoucallapoliteDinosaur?
-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?
-I’msosaurus

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
-Strawberry jam !

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
– With Tyrannosaurus checks !

Elias: I lost my pet dinosaur .
– Donald: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper ?

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
-Out of the way!

What did thedinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
– What a lavaly day!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
-Jurassic Pork!

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