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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2023

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
-Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?
-Because there was something fishy about it!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
-Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed
-Because he was tired!

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
-Cheer him up!

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
-A dino-sewer !

Quick! Hide under the bed!

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