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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2024

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
– Two dinosaurs !

I tried to order a couple of eggs for breakfast in Paris.
-The waiter said “One egg is an oeuf!”

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the actory?
-Because she was a planteater

What was T. rex’s favorite number?
-Eight! (ate)

What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
-A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
-A dino-saw !

How do you cheer up a blue Dilophosaurus?
-Tell him some dinosaur jokes!

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