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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2023

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
– When it’s not raining!

What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
– A flat Tire-annosaurus !

– The Terror-dactyl!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks …? ?
-A dinobore!

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
– More than the dinosaur !

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
-A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
– Two dinosaurs !

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