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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2022

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
-Try-Try-Try-ceratops !

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
-The Terror-dactyl !

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
-Try Sara’s Top

Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
– Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
– Anything she wants!

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
-Rep. Tile!

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
– Hello, hello!

What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
-The letter “s”!

How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
-The door won’t close!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
-Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
-A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

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