Dinosaur Jokes ๐Ÿฆ• in 2021

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
– Hello, hello!

What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
-The letter “s”!

How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
-The door won’t close!

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
-Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
-A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Why can’t hear a pterosaur using the bathroom?
-Because the “p” is silent!

What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
-Lazy bones!

What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus ?
-โ€˜The strawberry is red!

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
-To the dino-shore !

Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
-That depends on how fast you carry it!

Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
– At the dead-letter office!

What do you call a fossil that just lies there?
-Lazy Bones!

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