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Dinosaur Jokes 🦕 in 2024

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
– The chicken hadn’t evolved yet! .

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
-A Bronco-saurus !

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
-Your nose hits the ceiling!

WhatdoesaTriceratops siton?
– ItsTricera-bottom.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
– Because it was an early bird!

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
– Any kind! A house can’t jump!

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
-A Stegosau-rust !

-A Pleaseyosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
-Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
– Down in the mouth !

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
-As fur as you can get!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
-Jurassic Pork!

– A Bronco-saurus!

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
-A dino-score!

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
-Find somewhere else to sleep!

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
-Because she was a plant eater!

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?
– Look for footprints in the pizza !

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