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Dinosaur Jokes ๐Ÿฆ• in 2021

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
-Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?
-Because there was something fishy about it!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
-Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed
-Because he was tired!

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
-Cheer him up!

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
-A dino-sewer !

Quick! Hide under the bed!
-I-donโ€™t-think-he-saur-us!

What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
– Long distance!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
– There weren’t any roads then!

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
-Baby dinosaurs!

What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?
– A spelling bee !

What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
– Eileen (I lean)!

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