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Dinosaur Jokes ๐Ÿฆ• in 2021

What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
-Lazy bones!

What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus ?
-โ€˜The strawberry is red!

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
-To the dino-shore !

Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
-That depends on how fast you carry it!

Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
– At the dead-letter office!

What do you call a fossil that just lies there?
-Lazy Bones!

Which dinosaur slept all day ?
– The dino-snore!

What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
– A dinoscore! (thanks to Mark Alden R.)

What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
– Comet!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
– Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
– So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Where did Velociraptor buy things?
– At a dino-store!

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