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Confucius jokes in 2023

woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink

Man who make love on side of hill not on level

man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.

Man who fishes in another woman’s well, often catches crab

man who smoke pot, choke on handle

woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock

Woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

Man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants

House without bathroom is uncanny

woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom

man who finger girl having period get caught red handed

Husband who sleep on couch last night, have hard time today.

Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel

man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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