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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2023

If my wife thinks I’m obsessed with programming, she’s crazy.
– Endif

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed… compile again.
– 100 little bugs in the code.

What do cats and programmers have in common?

– When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, “did you find a bug?”

A plastic surgeon applies for a programming position
– Because he heard they needed back end development.

APL is a write-only language.

– In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

– C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

– With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.

– A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

– PL/I is for programmers who can’t decide whether to write in COBOL or Fortran.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– “You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Don’t anger a programming wizard.
– They’ll curse you, and every time you remove it, they’ll just recurse.

“When I wrote this code, only me and God knew how it works. Now only God knows…”

Thou shalt not restrict users.
– Don’t do any editing, let the user input anything, anywhere, anytime. That is being very user friendly.

Friends: “What are you doing tonight? We’re all going clubbing”
– Me: “Building another stream of income”

What’s a Pirate’s favorite programming language?
– Python.

– It’s really readable and flexible, and has great scientific packages, so most people are pretty fond of it.

Software developers like to solve problems.
– If there are no problems available, they will create their own problems.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.
– An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

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