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Coding jokes 👨‍💻 in 2023

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
– “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

What do you call a programmer from Finland?
– Nerdic

I was blind, so my friend suggested me to learn programming.
– Now I csharp.

There are two ways of constructing a software design.
– One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies.
– The other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
– The first method is far more difficult.

Thou shalt not share.
– If other programmers needed some of your code, they should have written it themselves.

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

“Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”

– Inheritance

I am a member of an online community which appreciates & discusses the programming language C.
– We call ourselves the ‘C-Men’.

If you can touch it and you can see it, it’s REAL.
– If you can touch it but you can’t see it, it’s TRANSPARENT.
– If you can’t touch it but you can see it, it’s VIRTUAL.
– If you can’t touch it and you can’t see it, it’s GONE.

If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Me: Will you be my Valentine?
– Girl: No way
– Me: sudo will you be my Valentine?
– Girl: Yes..yes..yes! Let’s go!

Got a B in my computer programming class
– Call that a C++

I know I did okay on today’s programming test…
– …because my teacher gave me a C++.

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.
– He jumped out of the window and broke a leg.
– There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: “I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!”

How did the programmer die in the shower?
-. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

What is programmer’s favorite hangout place?
– Foo Bar

I’ve been programming too much
– I can barely cout of my eyes

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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