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Coding jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป in 2021

Boss: What is your address?
– Me: 173.168.15.10

Boss: No, your local address
– Me: 127.0.01

Boss: I mean your physical address
– Me: 29:01:38:62:31:58

99 programming bugs in the code.

– 99 programming bugs.

– Take one down, patch it all up.

– 111 programming bugs in the code.

A programming genius named Sewter
– Built a limerick-writing computer

– The metre was fine

– And the rhymes quite divine

– But for some reason it always got the last line wrong-

Thou shalt not fix abort conditions.
– Your user has a better chance of winning state lottery than getting the same abort again.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
– Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
– A: Because, they donโ€™t C#

Since MIT is giving free access to their courses online, I shall study Computer science web programming with Python and Java
as I thought it would be so cool to have a large snake round my neck as I drink coffee.

Software undergoes beta testing shortly before itโ€™s released. Beta is Latin for ‘still doesnโ€™t work.

If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.

โ€œI just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tagโ€ฆโ€

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?

– They work below C-level.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?
– JawaScript

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