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Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote

I need to call an emergency meeting!
– โ€ฆ because you just stole my heart.

Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

Hey are you a security camera? Because I want to watch you all day long.

Hey did you sabotage the O2? Because you just took my breath away.

Hey, did you do the wires task just now?
– Because I feel a definite connection.

People be like LGBTQA
Like bruh I didnโ€™t ask for Among Us code

Hey are you in Admin?
– Because admin love with you.

Hey, do you wanna be sus together? Cuz you canโ€™t spell sus without us.

Would you like to connect the wires of your heart to mine?

What do I have to do to go from being your crewmate to your soulmate?

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

Hey, are you in Navigation?
– Because Iโ€™d love to navigate my way to your heart.

That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

Only you can read my mind when the comms are sabotaged.

Here in Wisconsin, we’re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

It wouldnโ€™t be Polus without us in it.

I canโ€™t breatheโ€ฆis it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because Iโ€™m madly in love with you?

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