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Among us jokes ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ in 2022

I need to call an emergency meeting!
– โ€ฆ because you just stole my heart.

Hey, did you do the wires task just now?
– Because I feel a definite connection.

Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

Hey are you a security camera? Because I want to watch you all day long.

Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote

Hey are you in Admin?
– Because admin love with you.

Hey did you sabotage the O2? Because you just took my breath away.

Only you can read my mind when the comms are sabotaged.

Would you like to connect the wires of your heart to mine?

Here in Wisconsin, we’re known as the Dairy State
Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State

It wouldnโ€™t be Polus without us in it.

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

Hey, are you in Navigation?
– Because Iโ€™d love to navigate my way to your heart.

That pet looks good on you but you know what would look better? Me.

Hey, were you in navigation because I found my way to you.

People be like LGBTQA
Like bruh I didnโ€™t ask for Among Us code

I canโ€™t breatheโ€ฆis it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because Iโ€™m madly in love with you?

Hey, do you wanna be sus together? Cuz you canโ€™t spell sus without us.

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