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Among us jokes ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ in 2022

I need to call an emergency meeting!
– โ€ฆ because you just stole my heart.

What do I have to do to go from being your crewmate to your soulmate?

I canโ€™t breatheโ€ฆis it because you sabotaged O2 or is it because Iโ€™m madly in love with you?

Hey, do you wanna be sus together? Cuz you canโ€™t spell sus without us.

Hey did you sabotage the O2? Because you just took my breath away.

Why are Germans bad at Among Us?
Because they vent here and vent there.

Hey, are you in Navigation?
– Because Iโ€™d love to navigate my way to your heart.

Him: Do you want to play among us tonight?
Me: Sure, what are you playing?

I would never close the door on you unless it locks both of us in one room.

Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?

Only you can read my mind when the comms are sabotaged.

Hey are you a security camera? Because I want to watch you all day long.

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