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Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥 in 2022

(Lime emoji) This is my pick up lime.
– How are you?

Are you the COVID vaccine?
– Because I would never turn you down.

Hello* pretends to be a waiter*
– Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.

Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker.
– What’s up?

Are you a bank loan?
– Because you have my interest.

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice

Do you like cheese?
– Would you like to brie with me?

I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
– (Yes.). That’s the spirit!

Are your parents bakers?
– They sure made a cutie pie.

Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?

Cheesy chat-up line, gif war or blind date?

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

How much does a polar bear weigh?
– (Enough to break the ice!)

This is how I’d describe you in three emojis Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

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