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Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥 in 2024

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid?
– We both want to be part of your world.

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

I think I saw you on Spotify.
– You were listed as the hottest single?

You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

They say Tinder is a numbers game…
– so can I get your number?

Are you from space?
– Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

Do you mind if I walk you home?
– My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…
– pointless

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?

My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it?
– (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.

What’s your definition of a good weekend?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

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