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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2022

How do elephants keep cool?
-Ear conditioning!

How do you make an elephant fly?
-Start with a 3 foot zipper

Where do you find elephants?
-It depends where you left them

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
-In his trunk!

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?
-Because they only had one pair of trunks!

Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
-So they can jump out and stomp on people.

How do you get an elephant up a tree?
-To stomp out forest fires.

What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
– Passengers.

What’s red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup..

A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance
-He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
-Because it was dead.

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