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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2023

How do elephants keep cool?
-Ear conditioning!

Where do you find elephants?
-It depends where you left them

How do you make an elephant fly?
-Start with a 3 foot zipper

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
-“I love you a ton!”

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

What do you call an elephant that can fly?
-A propellephant!

What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

How do you get an elephant out of the water?

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
-So they can hide on cherry trees.

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?
-Tie a knot in his trunk.

What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
-Tusk tusk!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
-You take away their credit card!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
-To stomp out forest fires.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
-One by one.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
– Swimming Trunks!

What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
-An elephant’s shadow.

How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?
-It’s bike is outside.

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