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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2022

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?

What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk?
– An unripe elephant.

Where are elephants found?
– Elephants are so big they are hardly ever lost.

What do elephants and trees have in common?
– They both have big trunks!

What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
-An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
– So they can hide in a strawberry patch.

What do you get when an elephant skydives?
-A big hole!

: Why don’t more elephants go to college?
-Not too many elephants finish high school. 🙁

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What do you call en elephant with an extra long nose?

How do you eat an elephant?
-One bite at a time

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