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Elephant Jokes ๐Ÿ˜ in 2021

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
-Wet.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
-Open door; Remove elephant; Insert giraffe; Close door.

How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
-Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

How do you raise a baby elephant?
-With a forklift!

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesnโ€™t recognize them.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
-Great big holes all over Australia.

What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?
-A smellyphant!

There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didnโ€™t they get wet?
– It wasnโ€™t raining..

Why do elephants make bad missionaries?
-Theyโ€™re always trunky! (Someone is trunky if their trunk is packed and theyโ€™re just thinking about returning home).

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
-About 5 mph

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
-If you donโ€™t know, Iโ€™m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!

How do you make an elephant float?
-Well, you take 10 elephants, 10 tons of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tons
tons of bananas,โ€ฆ..

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