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Elephant Jokes 🐘 in 2024

How do elephants keep cool?
-Ear conditioning!

Where do you find elephants?
-It depends where you left them

How do you make an elephant fly?
-Start with a 3 foot zipper

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
-“I love you a ton!”

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance
-He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
-Because it was dead.

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
-Stuck!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
-An irrelephant!

How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
– Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.

Why do elephants stomp on people?
-That is how they play squash.

Why do elephants have large feet?
-To stomp out flaming ducks!

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
– A sheep.

Why are elephants wrinkled?
– Have you ever tried to iron one?

What game should you never play with an elephant?
-Squash!

What do you call an unimportant elephant?
-Irrelephant.

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
-It was stapled to the first elephant.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?
-Because they can’t fit in the house!

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