Elephant Jokes ๐Ÿ˜ in 2021

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
-He was tired of working for peanuts!

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
– โ€œLook, a herd of elephants in the distanceโ€

Whatโ€™s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?
-An elephant. I lied about the green part.

How do elephants talk to each other?
-On the ele-phone!

Why doesnโ€™t the elephant use the computer?
-Because it is afraid of the mouse!

What did the elephant say when he saw a live ant on the road?
– He stomped on it and then said โ€˜Deadant, Deadant, Deadant!โ€™.

How do you get an elephant out of the water?
-Wet.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
-Open door; Remove elephant; Insert giraffe; Close door.

How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?
-Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.

How do you raise a baby elephant?
-With a forklift!

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
– Nothing. He doesnโ€™t recognize them.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
-Great big holes all over Australia.

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