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Nerdy jokes ๐Ÿค“ in 2021

Do you want to know what I realized about Quiet Kids that are also Science Nerds?
– They only speak periodically.

Why do programmers think Halloween’s the same as Christmas?
– Because 31OCT == 25DEC

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
– Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

What do you get if you cross a PC with an elephant?
– A computer with a really big memory

Youโ€™re more special than relativity.

What do nerds and Creationists have in common?
– They’re offended by The Big Bang Theory.

What did the little nerdy kid get for his birthday?
– Bullied

Schrodingerโ€™s cat walks into a bar and doesnโ€™t.

You must be a star
– because I canโ€™t stop orbiting around you.

Letโ€™s hang out sometime.
– You bring your beaker and Iโ€™ll bring my stirring rod.

A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
– The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
– The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
– The statistician shouts, โ€œWe got him!โ€

Aye girl, are you binary?
– Because i’d like to put my 1 next to your 0.
– I know, I know… Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.

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