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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2022

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said: “Name two pronouns.”
– I said, “Who, me?”

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

How does a tree use a computer?
– It logs on

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

What do you call two nerds dry humping on the couch?
– Science friction.

I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon,
– but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO

What’s a computer virus?
– A terminal illness

You must be a pile of dinosaur bones,
– because I dig you.

Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.

Rubeus Hagrid: “You are a unit of power, Harry Potter!”
– Harry Potter: “I am Watt?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
– None. It’s a hardware problem.

Which snack do computer geeks prefer?
– Microchips

If we were chromosomes,
– you’d be my homologous pair.

Why is it hard to make friends with computer nerds?
– They are very click-y

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?
– Ask them to pronounce the following:
**HIRES**

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