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Nerdy jokes ๐Ÿค“ in 2021

Attention Nerds!
– It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
“Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server”

If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple?
– Crunch.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?
– It was polar

Your body must be made of oxygen and neon,
– because you are the One.

Yes, I have an iPhone in my pocket. Also,
– Iโ€™m glad to see you.

Jokes that nerds tell
– I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don’t have the time.
Got any more

What’s a nerdy witch’s favorite kind of spell?
– a hexadecimal

What did the computer do at lunchtime?
– Had a byte to eat

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct usage of grammar.

Are you an exoplanet?
– Because Iโ€™m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.

Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes
– Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.
I’ll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

Heisenberg is pulled over by a cop who asks him, โ€œDo you know how fast you were going?โ€
– Heisenberg replies, โ€œNo, but I know where I am.โ€

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