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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2024

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said: “Name two pronouns.”
– I said, “Who, me?”

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
– Now, I can’t get past “u.”

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

How does a tree use a computer?
– It logs on

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

What do Wagner’s musical works and his debts have in common?
– They both never resolve.

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
– Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It’s einstein’s turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes.
– Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it.
– Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares “Aha! Newton, I found you!”
– Newton replies “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal.”

What do nerdy mermaids wear?
– Algae-bras

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

(For Star Wars nerds) What do baby Twi’leks wear when they eat fish?
– A Bib Fortuna

Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
– ^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach…

You’re so hot that you managed to melt the elastics in my underwear.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

What’s the difference between a Star Wars fan on a hunt for buried treasure and a black man?
– One is a nerdy digger..

What does a proud computer call his little son?
– A microchip off the old block.

Attention Nerds!
– It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
“Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server”

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