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Nerdy jokes 🤓 in 2023

What company makes Nerds?
– Your mom.

When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my way and said: “Name two pronouns.”
– I said, “Who, me?”

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
– We now call him Dr. Awkward.

Why don’t elephants use computers?
– Because they’re afraid of the mouse

How does a tree use a computer?
– It logs on

Why did the monkeys share an Amazon account?
– They were Prime mates

Are you into science?
– Because I lab you so much!

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met.
– Now, I can’t get past “u.”

What do Wagner’s musical works and his debts have in common?
– They both never resolve.

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
– Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It’s einstein’s turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes.
– Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it.
– Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares “Aha! Newton, I found you!”
– Newton replies “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal.”

What do nerdy mermaids wear?
– Algae-bras

When I was in school, my teacher looked at me.
– Teacher: “Name two pronouns!”
– Me: “Who, me?”

A nerdy friend of mine just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.
– He is now Dr. Awkward.

What did the spider do when he went on his computer?
– Built a website

Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.

Did you hear about that cologne made for nerds?
– They call it “Elon’s Musk”

I started showing more interest in one of my investments.
– It appreciated it

How can you tell if a computer geek is an extrovert?
– They stare at your shoes when you talk instead of their own

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