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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2024

Where did Bugs Bunny decide to park his boat?
– At the ‘What’s-up dock!’

Why did the sailor fall sick after looking at his boating test score?
– Because he got C-sick.

Felt wavy. Might as well seas the day!

What detergent do sailors use?
– Tide.

I recently bought a boat for a friend.
– I was pier pressured.

How to make a boat feel healthy?
– Just give it some vitamin sea.

How do sailors greet each other on the cruise?
– They start waving.

Which type of vegetable is banned on ships?
– Leeks!

I recently started a boat shop in my attic
– The sails have been going though the roof.

Why did the viking buy an old boat ?
– He couldn’t a fjord a new one

Why could not the sailors play the game of cards?
– Because the captain was standing on the deck.

What ship is most like by all the vampires?
– Blood vessel.

How many boaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None, because the right size bulb isn’t on board, the local marine-supply store
doesn’t carry that brand, and the mail-order house has them on back-order.

What’s the difference between a homeless man and a boat captain?
– One has a boat.

What kind of vegetable is not allowed on ships?
– Leeks.

How were the goods transported through the ship?
– With the help of car-go.

Having yachts of fun!

Where do zombies like to go sailing?
– The Dead Sea.

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