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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2021
Why are boats not weirded out by another boat and their activities?
– Because they respect whatever floats each other’s boats.
Why did the sailor fall asleep?
– Because he went for snore-kling!
A very nervous first-time crew member says to the skipper, “Do boats like this sink very often?”
– “Not too often,” replied the skipper. “Usually it’s only the once.”
A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:
– Lychan Sub Scribe
What was the name of the dentist’s office, which got opened on a boat?
– The tooth ferry.
What do the sailors use to clean their noses when they have a cold?
It’s time to sail-abrate good times, come on!
Why are portholes/windows in boats round?
– So the water doesn’t hit the sailors square in the face!
You can’t drive to the capital of Alaska, you can only get there by train or boat.
– Did Juneau that?
What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat?
– A see captain.
Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship?
– Tom Cruise.
I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.
– Sails are going through the roof!