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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2023

What kind of detergent do sailors use the most?
– Tide.

Literally sailing into the sunset, and how?

What do you call a boat full of buddies?
– A friend-ship.

Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton are in a boat, and the boat sinks. Who is saved?
– The United States of America.

How did the wedding on the boat go?
– They had a ferry-tale ending!

What do you call a person specialized in boat chemistry?
– Salter White.

You know I was mermaid to be in the sea!

What is the name of the captain of a boat made of cork?
– Bob.
Sorry, this came to me as I was falling asleep.

I named my boat Relation. Now I can tell people…
– I have a Relationship.

What does BOAT stand for?
– Break out another thousand.

What do you call a boat with AI?
– Row-bot.

What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world?
– Usain Boat.

What’s the difference between a Yacht and a Boat?
– $100 Million Dollars

Come in number 9, your time is up.
– Boss, we’ve only got 8 boats.
– Number 6, are you in trouble?

What is the name of the sail that has only two corners?
– “I do not have a clew!”

Sea ya later.

Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.

Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
– They’re going to call it the iAye

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