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Boat jokes ⛵ in 2024

What was the name of the optometrist who came on the boat?
– A see captain.

Who got a free movie ticket pass on the cruise ship?
– Tom Cruise.

I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.
– Sails are going through the roof!

Did you hear about the boat full of gang members?
– It was a blood vessel.

A guy was paddling a small boat on a lake when it got very cold so he started a fire. He should have known better because …
– You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

What is the name of the fastest sailboat in the world?
– Usain Boat.

Why did the laughter-ship sink very often?
– Because the anchor took a break!

Have you heard about the Bluetooth iceberg?
– Any ship that goes near it will sync.

Why do people refer to boats as “she”
– Because they’re full of seamen.

What was the discount rate at the boat store?
– A two-for-one sail.

How many sailors does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None, because there is no right size available onboard, and the marine store doesn’t carry that brand, and moreover, the mail-order has them on back-order

Let’s fish upon a star.

I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it’s not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it’s too late.
– That sail has shipped.

Why is every ship, boat or raft being considered a she and why are they named female names?
– Because it takes a lot of effort to make them look good.

What happened when the boat carrying red paint crashed against the boat carrying blue paint?
– The crew got marooned.

What is the name of the most joyful ship?
– The laughter-ship.

What causes some boats to become party boats?
– Pier pressure.

What is the favorite boat of a sailor who really values the people in his life?
– The friend ship

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