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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2024

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite game? Hide and shield!

Why do medieval spies never get caught? They know how to keep their castle-ets closed!

What’s a medieval wizard’s favorite type of clothing? Wandsies!

Why was the medieval book so popular? It had a killer plot – someone stole the king’s throne!

What do you call a polite knight? Sir Mony!

Why was the knight always sleepy? He worked night shifts!

What do you call a medieval comedian? A jester with the bester jokes!

Why did the knight go to the fish market? For the halibut!

How do medieval people break up? “It’s not you, it’s my feudal system!”

Why did the knight take a nap? He was out all knight!

What’s a medieval king’s favorite type of math? Ruler-metry!

Why did the knight break up with his girlfriend? She had too many suitors!

What’s a knight’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Why do medieval doctors carry a staff? To ward off the plague!

What do you call a scared knight? Sir Prised!

Why don’t knights use social media? They can’t stand chivalry trolls!

How do medieval knights communicate when they’re far apart? They use their knight-vision!

How do medieval philosophers argue? With a lot of Knight-t-picking!

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