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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2024

Why was the medieval town so quiet? The jester had laryngitis!

Why was the medieval baker the most popular guy in town? His buns were legendary!

Why was the medieval ship so sturdy? It was made of knight-wood!

What’s a knight’s favorite kitchen utensil? His trusty pan-cake!

How do knights communicate in a castle? They use the knight line!

What do you call a fearful knight? Sir Trembling-in-his-boots!

What’s a medieval cat’s favorite song? “Can’t stop feline good!”

How do you compliment a medieval lady? “You’re as fair as a summer’s joust!”

What do you call a medieval fashion show? A knight on the town!

Why did the knight go to the tailor? His armor was a bit rusty!

What’s a medieval knight’s favorite game? Hide and shield!

Why do medieval spies never get caught? They know how to keep their castle-ets closed!

What’s a medieval wizard’s favorite type of clothing? Wandsies!

Why was the medieval book so popular? It had a killer plot – someone stole the king’s throne!

What do you call a polite knight? Sir Mony!

Why was the knight always sleepy? He worked night shifts!

What do you call a medieval comedian? A jester with the bester jokes!

Why did the knight go to the fish market? For the halibut!

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