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Medieval jokes ๐Ÿฐโš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ in 2024

What’s a medieval king’s favorite type of math? Ruler-metry!

Why did the knight break up with his girlfriend? She had too many suitors!

What’s a knight’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Why do medieval doctors carry a staff? To ward off the plague!

What do you call a scared knight? Sir Prised!

Why don’t knights use social media? They can’t stand chivalry trolls!

How do medieval knights communicate when they’re far apart? They use their knight-vision!

How do medieval philosophers argue? With a lot of Knight-t-picking!

What do you call a rude knight? Sir Lee!

What do you call a medieval knight who always agrees with you? Sir Tenly!

Why do knights never tell lies? They’re true to their word!

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render!

What do you call a knight who lost his armor? Sir Cumference – he’s always around!

What’s a medieval ghost’s favorite drink? Boooo-berry juice!

Why don’t medieval knights use pens? They prefer swords!

What’s a medieval baker’s favorite type of music? Loaf songs!

Why did the knight go to the supermarket? He ran out of knight-time snacks!

How did the medieval barber cut the king’s hair? He used a king-size shears!

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