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Carpenter jokes in 2024

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing hockey? A “puck-builder.”

Why did the carpenter stop telling jokes? They kept getting nailed.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always gardening? A “tree-planter.”

Why did the carpenter go to the arboretum? To see the “wooden” trees.

Why did the carpenter go to the science museum? To learn about the “carp-entry” machines.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always gardening? A “tree-planter.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing guitar? A “plank-strummer.”

Why did the carpenter go to the theme park? To ride the “wooden” roller coasters.

Why did the carpenter go to the beach? To work on their “boardwalk” skills.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing basketball? A “hoop-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing meditation? A “mindful-builder.”

Why did the carpenter go to the art museum? To see the “masterpieces” of furniture.

Why did the carpenter go to the zoo? To see the “carp-entry” animals.

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing football? A “goal-post-builder.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always practicing yoga? A “wood-warrior.”

Why did the carpenter go to the gym? To work on their “carp-ets.”

Why did the carpenter go to the movie theater? To see “The Carpenter.”

What do you call a carpenter who’s always playing soccer? A “goal-builder.”

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