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Donkey jokes in 2024

How long should a donkey’s legs be?
– Long enough to reach the ground!

What do donkeys like to watch on TV?
– Bray Watch!

What’s the hardest key to turn?
– A donkey.

Why didn’t the donkey move to the farm on the moon?
– There was no atmosphere!

What happens when you’re carrying a donkey and you chuckle so hard you drop him?
– You’re laughing your ass off.

What has six legs, four eyes, two heads and a tail?
– A man sitting on a donkey.

What do you call a donkey with three legs
– A wonkey

Why don’t they teach sex ed and drivers ed at the same time in Mexico?
– Because it’s too hard on the donkey.

When do donkeys have six legs?
– When they’re being ridden!

What do you get when you have Avogadro’s number of donkeys?
– Molasses.

Why’d the donkey become a truck driver?
– Because he haul.

Did you hear about the donkey that neglected its kids to go work out every day?
– Such a jacked ass

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?
– To prevent tooth DK.

What game do donkeys play at parties?
– Pin the tail on the human!

What’s the hardest key to turn?
– A donkey.

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
– A winky wonky.

What do you call a donkey on a unicycle?
– A wheel-burro.

What do you get when you have Avogadro’s number of donkeys?
– Molasses.

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