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Donkey jokes in 2024
A donkey is a small animal that is within the same family as a horse. As a well known and easily recognized animal they are in movies and shows, and used on farms and guides for hikes, with many donkey jokes coming from each of these activities.
How long should a donkey’s legs be?
– Long enough to reach the ground!
What do donkeys like to watch on TV?
– Bray Watch!
What’s the hardest key to turn?
– A donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
– A wonkey donkey.
When I tell you the story about the donkey and the soccer ball,
– I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.
What do you get when you cross a donkey and a zebra?
– Debra.
I was gonna tell you a joke I came up with about a were-donkey,
– but I decided it was too half-assed
Why did the donkey cross the road?
– Because the chicken was on holiday!
A man loads a burden onto his donkey and says…
– “Eukaryote.”
What do you get when you have Avogadro’s number of donkeys?
– Molasses.
An old couple are celebrating 75 years of marriage
– At the party one of the grandkids asks the Grandma what is the secret to such a long happy marriage as they never seed to argue or disagree about anything. The grandma tells them a story of when they first got married.
“It was our wedding day and we were very poor so we were heading to our honeymoon on our donkey and cart. We were about an hour into the journey when the donkey just lay down and wouldn’t budge. My new husband said to the donkey “That’s one”. After a few minutes the donkey got up and started going again. After another little while the donkey again sat down and wouldn’t move and my husband said “that’s two”. Again eventually the donkey got up and we were on our way. Then eventually the donkey stopped and wouldn’t go any further and without a word my husband got down and shot the donkey in the head and said “that’s three. “. I was so shocked, I started screaming at my husband”what did you do that for, are you crazy that’s terrible”. My husband turned to me and he said “that’s one”
I told my friend that I shot a donkey.
“You’re lying.” he said.
I replied, “No, deadass!”
What does a donkey do when you tell him a joke?
– He-ha’s.
What do you call a donkey that keeps time?
– Hourgl-ass.
Who does a donkey see to get its FICO score?
– The credit burro.
2 guys walk into a bar
“Hey donkey get the beers in” shouts one guy to the other.
The man walks up to the barman and stutters ” two bee… two bee… two beers please?” the barman starts to pour the mans beer when the guys friend shouts “Donkey! get me some nuts too”
The man stood at the bar says to the barman ” two pa… two pa.. two packets of nuts too please”
The barman says to the guy “That’s a bit mean, why does he call you donkey?” and the man replies “It’s OK, He aw… he aw.. he always calls me that”
“I am the young brother, let me through”
– A man rushed to a gathering at an accident scene. Unable to see the victim because of the crowd the man said,”I am the young brother, let me through” The crowd looked at the man & paved the way silently.At the centre lay a donkey which had been hit by a car.
How does Winnie the Pooh‘s friend paddle his boat?
– Eeyores it!
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Other Names for a Donkey
Some of the best donkey jokes relate not to the name donkey, but rather to the other names that they are referred to as. Also widely known as a jack ass, this particular label has fed many puns, become a regularly used figure of speech referencing someone who is stubborn and unmoving or mean, and several of the funniest donkey jokes.Also commonly referred to as an ass, this synonym to donkey is found in many expressions of human frustration as well as being used frequently when joking with friends or family. Often a silly donkey joke will alternat the word to ass for a bigger effect. Many of the top donkey jokes are used only among friends, and they will catch on and move between groups of friends and grow as they do.
Certain areas of the world will call them a burro, and this of course introduces a whole new set of short donkey jokes. These are most often those that are used for farm work or for carrying bags and packages as needed. As this word is so closely pronounced as burrow it is often found in several different animal and donkey puns, as well as the base of some corny donkey jokes.
Donkeys in Movies
Movies that use pack animals for carrying people or goods are often based in mountain areas, have them taking tours of hills and walking near cliffs and ledges, or approach like the movie Shrek, with their Donkey character.Images of people riding donkeys on spiraling trails up the side of a mountain, nervous and holding on tightly, are certainly the time to use all the best donkey jokes. They have also led to many tourist jokes, travelling jokes, animal jokes, and even cowboy jokes.
Donkey jokes for kids are not more evident anywhere than with Shrek jokes. As the movie created a character who is not only a donkey but is also named Donkey, there was no way to avoid the cute donkey jokes that followed it. These are often found in schools and at movie theatres, but also in other spaces and other media. Silly donkey jokes have gone around social media and found their way onto Valentines’ Day cards and commercials for kid’s products of all kinds. Intended to grab the attention of children and parents, these are one of the sneakier uses for cheesy donkey puns but can encourage people to purchase specific products.
One liner donkey puns that are splashed across television commercials and magazine pages are funny for both children and adults, but often for very different reasons.
What are Donkeys Used For?
Donkeys ae used in farms, in petting zoos, and for tourists’ businesses in some areas. As a pack animal they are able to carry a small load or pull a cart, and this makes them a tool that is often used at farms and for tours. They are sure footed and very intelligent. Farms use them to carry things around the land or to pull small carts with supplies, and they help carry supplies for hikers and other small tasks.Petting zoos will have donkeys and many clean donkey jokes as well, encouraging children to interact with and learn about new animals. As they can be placed with other types of animals and will not become threatened or dangerous to any of those animals, they are a safe pet to have as well. Hilarious donkey jokes point out their ability to get along with many other animals and people. The transition from them being animals who are only used for work to them becoming pets and even bred to be smaller, has certainly resulting in many other corny donkey jokes, and they are sure to continue as long as the trend of emotional support donkeys and pets continues. The funniest donkey jokes may be those about them being emotional support animals and being found on planes and in malls and other spaces. They truly are evolving into a household name and a household pet.