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Tuesday jokes in 2022

Why is Sunday stronger than Tuesday?
– Because Tuesday is a weekday.

What’s E.T. short for?
– Because he’s got little legs.

Why can’t the kids take a ferry to school on Tuesday?
– Because they have tuesday(to-use-da) roadway to reach the school.

Why are Sundays stronger and more powerful than Tuesdays?
– Because Tuesday is just a weak-day.

Why didn’t Sanders supporters vote for him on Super Tuesday?
– Because they were too busy posting on Reddit

Got a PS5 for my little brother. Best trade I’ve ever done!

Why were my neighbors walking barefoot in their garden?
– Because they were celebrating open Toesday!

Why did the vegetable salad say to a fruit juice on a Tuesday morning?
– “They say it is our day, TossedDay!”

It’s Pancake Tuesday already…
– Really creped up on me.

How does a squid go into battle?
– Well-armed.

Why can’t you change the decision of a seal saying ‘Tuesdays are the best’?
– Because it is a seal of approval.

What did the calendar say after Tuesday?
– WTF

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