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Jokes for kids 🧒 in 2024

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

Why was the snow yellow?
-Because Elsa let it go!

What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
-A spelling bee.

Why are strawberries natural musicians?
-They love to jam.

Why do porcupines always win the game?
-They have the most points.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
-You look for fresh prints.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

What do you get when you put cheese next to some ducks?
-Cheese and quackers.

Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
-A SPY-der.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

What kind of vegetable is angry?
-A steamed carrot!

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
-Ice Krispy Treats

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

What is blue, but not heavy?
-Light blue.

Why did the king go to the bathroom?
-He wanted to sit on the throne.

How do modern-day pirates keep in touch?
-SEA-mail.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was out standing in his field.

What is a zombie’s favorite thing to eat?
-Brain food.

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