Jokes for kids ๐Ÿง’ in 2021

Whatโ€™s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
-A spelling bee.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

Why are strawberries natural musicians?
-They love to jam.

Two monkeys were fighting over a banana. What happened?
-Banana split!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Manatee.
-Manatee who? Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it’s hot!

Why was the snowman in the box?
-Because he was picking his nose.

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
-Ice Krispy Treats

Why was the snow yellow?
-Because Elsa let it go!

What do you call babies in the army?
-Infantry!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

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