Jokes for kids πŸ§’ in 2021

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

What is more impressive than a talking parrot?
-A spelling bee.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

Why are strawberries natural musicians?
-They love to jam.

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
-Ice Krispy Treats

Why was the snow yellow?
-Because Elsa let it go!

What do you call babies in the army?
-Infantry!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
-Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
-A carrot!

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
-A roamin’ Catholic.

Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
-A SPY-der.

What is a cat’s favorite color?
-Purrr-ple!

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