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Jalapeno jokes ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ in 2024

How does a jalapeno catch up on the news? It reads the p-p-per!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of ice cream? Chili chocolate!

Why did the jalapeno go to the gym? It wanted to feel the burn!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of perfume? Spicy cinnamon!

How does a jalapeno propose? “Will you sp-ice your life with me?”

Why did the jalapeno join the orchestra? It had a burning passion for music!

Why did the jalapeno get a promotion? It spiced up the business!

Why did the jalapeno become a comedian? It had a spicy sense of humor!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of coffee? A hot espresso!

Why did the jalapeno become a florist? It loved hot bouquets!

What do you call a jalapeno that does magic tricks? A pepper-cadabra!

How does a jalapeno like its steak? Well-seared!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of movie? Anything sizzling hot!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of candy? Fireballs!

Why did the jalapeno join the circus? It wanted to be a juggle-apeno!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of song? A hot chartbuster!

Why did the jalapeno turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

What’s a jalapeno’s favorite type of dance? The flamingo!

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