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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2025

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here”
– The other replies “shut your mouth”

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?.
-If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
-A talon show.

Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
-The outside!

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
-Because they have long tails

Which hockey team do dragons support?
-The Red Wings.

How do you get four dragons into a car?
-Two in the front, two in the back.

Why are dragons such good musicians?
– They really know their scales.

What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant?
-Hot wings.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z!

Which day of the week do dragons eat the most?
-Chewsday

My dragon is asleep.
-He’s dragoff.

Why were dragons called rappers during ancient times?
-Because they used to spit fire.

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a unicorn?
-A magical dragicorn.

What’s worse than a dragon speaking to you?
-The money that you have to pay for therapy.

What sound do you hear when dragons eat spicy salsa?
– A fire alarm

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