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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2022

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z…
-bMy friend said, “Wow, that’s a lot of papers you have to fill out!”
I said “Yeah, this isn’t even my final form!”

Why don’t you want to listen to a dragon’s story?
-Because they tend to drag-on

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
-Her red ones were in the wash.

I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet
– I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.

What’s big and scaley and bounces?
-A dragon on a trampoline

What is a dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss Charred.

Why can’t dragons play hockey?
-They always end up melting the ice before the game is over.

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill

How do you kill the ender dragon
-You ender

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