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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2024

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?.
-If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here”
– The other replies “shut your mouth”

What’s big and scaley and bounces?
-A dragon on a trampoline

What is a dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss Charred.

Why can’t dragons play hockey?
-They always end up melting the ice before the game is over.

Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays?
– So he could fire up the grill

How do you kill the ender dragon
-You ender

Which dragons are green?
-The ones who haven’t ripened yet!

What happens when a dragon gets bored of strip steaks?
-Flaming Yawn

Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
– He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.

What happens if you kiss a dragon?
-You get burnt lips.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
– Thumping who?
Thumping tells me there’s a dragon on the loose.

Which hockey team to dragons cheer for?
-The Red Wings.

What’s the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
-One is eight nights while the other ate knights.

you think birds are scary?
– Imagine Dragons.

What does a dragon eat with soup?

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