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Dragon Jokes ๐Ÿฒ in 2021

What is a European dragonโ€™s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

What does a dragon eat for a snack?
-Firecrackers

Why do dragons like knights?
-They come with their own pans.

Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?
-He was tired of canned foodโ€ฆ

Whatโ€™s the difference between a car and a dragon?
-A car only has one horn.

Why are dragons so wrinkly?
-Well, have you ever tried ironing one?

Whatโ€™s the difference between a dragon and a mini-van?
-Mini-van have only one horn.

What do the best dancing dragons train to compete in?
-A talon show.

Which side of a dragon has the most scales?
-The outside!

Why are dragons such good storytellers?
-Because they have long tails

Which hockey team do dragons support?
-The Red Wings.

How do you get four dragons into a car?
-Two in the front, two in the back.

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