Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2021

Why are dragons so amazing at making music?
-They really know their scales.

By: Kennedi

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Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
-At knight school!

By: Madilynn

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
-Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

By: Carly

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You think dinosaurs are scary?
-Imagine dragons!

By: Kimber

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How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

By: Maren

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What do you call Dragon with no silver?
-A dron

By: Cecelia

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What do you call a dragon who can juggle?
– Talon-ted.

By: Justice

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Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
-Because they didn’t smoke.

By: Maia

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How do you get dragon milk?
-Find a cow with no back legs

By: Jayleen

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What eats more knights than a dragon?
-Two dragons.

By: Armani

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Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!

By: Abby

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What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

By: Myra

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