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Dragon Jokes ๐Ÿฒ in 2021

What is a European dragonโ€™s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

What do you do with a green dragon?
-Wait until it ripens!

What do you call an angry dragon?
-An earthquake.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
– He couldnโ€™t yet spit hot fire.

How do you ruin a dragonโ€™s birthday party?
-Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
-Water polo.

What do dancing dragons compete in?
– A talon show.

Why canโ€™t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Zโ€ฆ
-bMy friend said, โ€œWow, thatโ€™s a lot of papers you have to fill out!โ€
I said โ€œYeah, this isnโ€™t even my final form!โ€

Why donโ€™t you want to listen to a dragonโ€™s story?
-Because they tend to drag-on

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
-Her red ones were in the wash.

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