Dragon Jokes ๐Ÿฒ in 2021

Why are dragons so amazing at making music?
-They really know their scales.

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
-At knight school!

Knock knock.
Whoโ€™s there?
Dragon.
-Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

You think dinosaurs are scary?
-Imagine dragons!

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They donโ€™t, they just wing it.

What do you call Dragon with no silver?
-A dron

What do you call a dragon who can juggle?
– Talon-ted.

Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
-Because they didnโ€™t smoke.

How do you get dragon milk?
-Find a cow with no back legs

What eats more knights than a dragon?
-Two dragons.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!

What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

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