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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2024

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?.
-If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here”
– The other replies “shut your mouth”

What do you do with a green dragon?
-Wait until it ripens!

What do you call an angry dragon?
-An earthquake.

Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
– He couldn’t yet spit hot fire.

How do you ruin a dragon’s birthday party?
-Tell him to blow out the candles on his cake.

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey?
-Water polo.

What do dancing dragons compete in?
– A talon show.

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?
– If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z…
-bMy friend said, “Wow, that’s a lot of papers you have to fill out!”
I said “Yeah, this isn’t even my final form!”

Why don’t you want to listen to a dragon’s story?
-Because they tend to drag-on

What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for?
– Long tales.

Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers?
-Her red ones were in the wash.

I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet
– I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.

What’s big and scaley and bounces?
-A dragon on a trampoline

What is a dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss Charred.

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