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Dragon Jokes 🐲 in 2024

How do dragons make holiday plans?
– They don’t, they just wing it.

What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
-Swiss charred.

Two dragons walk into a bar. One says to the other “It’s hot in here”
– The other replies “shut your mouth”

Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?.
-If they breathe fire, the ice melts.

Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
-At knight school!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
-Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

You think dinosaurs are scary?
-Imagine dragons!

Why are dragons so amazing at making music?
-They really know their scales.

What do you call Dragon with no silver?
-A dron

What do you call a dragon who can juggle?
– Talon-ted.

Why did the dinosaurs live longer than the dragons?
-Because they didn’t smoke.

How do you get dragon milk?
-Find a cow with no back legs

What eats more knights than a dragon?
-Two dragons.

What has four legs, four wings, and a tail?
– A dragon with spare parts.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
-Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again?

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!

Why did the chef feed the dragon spicy salsa?
-She needed to barbeque some chicken.

Why did the dragon breathe on a map of the earth?
-Because he wanted to set the world on fire.

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