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History jokes 📜 in 2022

A Roman walks into a cafe makes an ‘X’ with his fingers, and says, “Ten teas, please!”

Where was the declaration of independence signed?
– At the bottom!

The sweetest and fruitiest historical wonder of the world is the Grape Wall of China.

When Napoleon died in the explosion,
– he was blown-apart-e.

“If you’re going through Hell, keep going.”

Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
– A: Because there were so many knights!

Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
– Because there were so many knights!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
– Because we were not listening the first time round!

Franz Joseph constantly sour about everything because he was always Haydn.

When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren’t paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton,
– he exclaimed, “Don’t you understand the gravity of this situation?”

What’s a mummy’s favourite type of music?
– Wrap!

Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
– He had no heir!

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