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Waffle jokes ๐Ÿง‡ in 2024

What do you call a waffle at the beach? A sandy-ego.

What’s a waffle’s favorite clothing brand? Waffle-iron chic!

What do you call a waffle on a bicycle? A wheelie good breakfast!

Why did the waffle visit the psychologist? It had too many grilled issues!

Why did the waffle visit the music store? It wanted to pick up some hot jams!

Why did the waffle go to the doctor? It felt all crumby!

Why did the waffle get promoted? It had the best sales syrup-tistics!

Why did the waffle wear a hat? To butter up its new look!

What’s a waffle’s favorite mode of travel? A syrup-titious ride!

What do you call a fast waffle? A whisk taker.

What do you call a waffle that’s gone bad? A sinful syrup-titioner!

What do you call a royal waffle? Your Waffleness!

Why did the waffle go to therapy? It had too many squares to fill!

Why did the waffle get a ticket? It broke the speed griddle!

Why did the waffle go to the Art Museum? It had a taste for the finer things!

Why do waffles never show up to a baseball game? They’re afraid of the batter!

Why was the waffle a good politician? It knew how to butter up the voters!

What does a waffle use to keep its pants up? A syrup-tight belt!

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