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M&M jokes in 2024

Why did the M&M go to college? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Why was the M&M a bad boxer? It was too sweet!

Why don’t M&M’s make good detectives? They always crack under pressure!

What’s an M&M’s favorite sport? Candy Crush!

Why was the M&M always late? Because it was always choco-late!

How do M&M’s write secret messages? In candy-code!

Why don’t M&M’s ever get lost? They always stick together!

Why are M&M’s good at keeping secrets? Because they never spill the beans, they’re filled with chocolate!

Why was the M&M a great detective? It always left no stone unturned or candy wrapper unruffled!

Why did the M&M become a yoga instructor? It mastered the candy cane pose!

Why was the M&M a great comedian? It always cracked up the audience!

Why don’t M&M’s like to play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the candy bowl!

Why was the M&M so relaxed? It always had a break, without the KitKat!

How does an M&M get around town? It rolls!

What do M&M’s use to cut their hair? Candy-clippers!

What do M&M’s use to fix everything? Caramel glue!

Why did the M&M start meditating? It wanted to find its inner sweet!

Why was the M&M bad at playing chess? It was always getting taken by the Rooks!

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