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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2024

Why did the bunny cross the road?
– He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

I bought a rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel?
– A bell-hop.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
– He’s hoppy

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
– Because from a distance they looked like hares!

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– Rabbit farts.

Did you hear about the guy who stole a rabbit?
– He had to make a run for it!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
– Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
– He was a millionhare!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?
– Choco-LATE!

What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
– Ones with hoppy endings!

You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited!

Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
– We found himalayan in the road.

Why are rabbits so tired in April?
– Because they just finished a March!

What do you call a happy rabbit?
– A hop-timist.

What do you call a man with a rabbit living in his jumper?
– Warren!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– In the hare force!

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
– They have hare conditioning.

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