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What do you call a rabbit comedian?
– A funny bunny!

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
– “Do you want to grab a bite?”

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
– Hop-ticians!

Why are rabbits so lucky?
– They have four rabbits feet!

What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
– A 14 carrot ring!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
– To the hopspital!

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
– Hip-hop!

Why was the bunny so annoying?
– He kept rabbiting on!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
– Rabbit up nice, it’s a present!

What airline do rabbits use?
– British Hare-ways.

How do rabbits travel?
– By hare-oplane!

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
– Hoppy birthday!

What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
– Rabbit Hood.

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
– Look for the grey hares!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
– An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots!

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
– A chili dog on a bun.

Did you hear the story about the rabbit’s childhood?
– It’s a hare-raising tale!

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