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Bunny jokes 🐇 in 2023

What did the rabbit say to his wife?
– No bunny compares to you!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
– A hare-cut.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
– It’s been nice gnawing you!

Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
– Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

What is a bunny’s motto?
– Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
– Hopscotch.

What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
– The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

How can you tell that a bunny is getting old?
– Look for the receding hare line!

Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
– She was fed up with the hole thing.

What does a rabbit groom itself with?
– A hare brush!

What do you call a cross bunny who got sunburnt?
– A hot cross bunny!

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
– On their bunnymoon.

What animals are scared of vacuum cleaners?
– Dust bunnies!

Why did the bunny cross the road?
– He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

I bought a rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears!

What do you call a rabbit working in a hotel?
– A bell-hop.

How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
– He’s hoppy

Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head?
– Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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