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Bidet jokes 🚽 in 2025

Why did the bidet have a crush on the toilet? It was drawn to its porcelain charm.

Why did the bidet feel like it was in a spa? It was always relaxing on the job.

Why did the bidet feel like a hair stylist? It could get to all the hard-to-reach places.

Why did the bidet go to the beach? It wanted to get a good seat.

Why did the bidet need a break? It was feeling overworked.

Why did the bidet feel like a king? It had a throne all to itself.

Why did the bidet feel like a comedian? It had some great cheeky jokes.

Why did the bidet need a vacation? It was feeling drained.

Why did the bidet feel like a coach? It could train anyone in the art of cleanliness.

Why did the bidet feel like a celebrity? It was always in the spotlight.

Why did the bidet have a favorite song? It was “Splish Splash I Was Takin’ a Bath”.

Why did the bidet want to be a travel agent? It loved exploring different parts of the world.

Why did the bidet feel like it was on top of the world? It had a high-pressure job.

Why did the bidet feel like a fortune teller? It knew what was coming next.

Why did the bidet need a drink? It was feeling a little flushed.

Why did the bidet go on a diet? It was feeling a little too flush.

Why did the bidet always have a smile on its face? It was happy to clean up any mess.

Why did the bidet feel like a firefighter? It could put out any messy flames.

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