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Funny Sayings in 2023

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

Some people are like clouds.
-When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

A bank is a place that will lend you money,
– if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Help a woman when she’s in trouble.
-She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

You can’t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

Sometimes I wake up grumpy;
-other times I let her sleep.

Children in the back seat cause accidents,
-accidents in the back seat cause children!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
-everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

If pro is the opposite of con,
-what would then be the opposite of progress?

A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth,
-but also of tremendous inflation.

Finally, the spring is here!
– I’m so thrilled I wet my plants.

You know how you can smack something to get it to work?
-I wish I could do that with people.

It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound.
-Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.

Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand,
-a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.

Just you keep on talking,
-for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.

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