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Funny Sayings in 2022

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Help a woman when she’s in trouble.
-She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

You can’t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face,
-but with words

I’m standing outside.
-In other words, I’m outstanding.

Opportunity is missed by most people
-because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink.
-He also doesn’t exist.

Dear math exercise book,
-kindly grow up finally and solve your own problems!

Time decides who you meet in life, your heart decides who you want in your life,
– and your behavior decides who stays in your life.

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it.
-There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
-everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

They say money doesn’t bring you happiness.
-Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.

Dogs have beloved masters.
-Cats have waiting staff.

Some people are like clouds.
-When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

If pro is the opposite of con,
-what would then be the opposite of progress?

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