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Funny Sayings in 2022

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

The elevator to success is out of order.
-You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Help a woman when she’s in trouble.
-She will remember you when she’s in trouble again.

You can’t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work station…

Never let your best friends get lonely…
-keep disturbing them.

I’m jealous of my parents,
– I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day.
-After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

Sometimes I drink water
-just to surprise my liver.

Any of us has the capacity to light up a room.
-Some when they enter, others when they leave it.

I just checked my account balance at the atm.
-It printed me a coupon for ramen noodles.

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