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Funny Sayings in 2021

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Help a woman when sheโ€™s in trouble.
-She will remember you when sheโ€™s in trouble again.

You canโ€™t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

Some people are like clouds.
-When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day.

If pro is the opposite of con,
-what would then be the opposite of progress?

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
-is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Every rule has an exception.
-This rule is no exception.

Itโ€™s so strange that autumn is so beautiful,
-yet everything is dying.

If you want to keep a true perspective of your own importance,
-get a dog that will worship you and a cat that will scorn you.

A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth,
-but also of tremendous inflation.

Finally, the spring is here!
– Iโ€™m so thrilled I wet my plants.

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