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Funny Sayings in 2021

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Help a woman when sheโ€™s in trouble.
-She will remember you when sheโ€™s in trouble again.

You canโ€™t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

My goal this weekend is to moveโ€ฆ
-just enough so people donโ€™t think Iโ€™m dead.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops.
-On my desk, I have a work stationโ€ฆ

Never make someone a priority,
-when all you are to them is an option.

I had loads to do today.
-Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.

Donโ€™t worry about the world coming to an end today.
– Itโ€™s already tomorrow in Australia.

No, I donโ€™t read.
-The letters get really repetitive after a while.

After millions of years of evolution,
– youโ€™re kind of a disappointment.

Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family.
-They seem like good people.

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