Funny Sayings in 2021

A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years,
-surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years.
-Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Help a woman when sheโ€™s in trouble.
-She will remember you when sheโ€™s in trouble again.

You canโ€™t have everything.
-Where would you put it?

I am an early bird and a night owlโ€ฆ
-so I am wise and I have worms

Quantity is what you count,
-quality is what you count on.

All my life I thought air was for free.
-That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

Never let your best friends get lonelyโ€ฆ
-keep disturbing them.

Iโ€™m jealous of my parents,
– Iโ€™ll never have a kid as cool as them.

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day.
-After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

Sometimes I drink water
-just to surprise my liver.

Any of us has the capacity to light up a room.
-Some when they enter, others when they leave it.

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