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Accounting Jokes ๐Ÿ“’ in 2021

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?

What do you call a group financial controller whoโ€™s lost his job?

Ever wonder why they call it a Form 1040?
– For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40.

There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:
– 1. Donโ€™t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends?
-Because they can wear casual clothes to work.

-An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
-Invite an accountant.

There are 3 types of accountants.
-Those who can count and those who canโ€™t.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
-Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

An economist is someone who didnโ€™t have enough personality
-to become an accountant.

The best things in life are free โ€”
– plus tax, of course.

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