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Accounting Jokes 📒 in 2022

Why did the cannibal accountant get disciplined?
– For buttering up her clients.

– accrual world.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
– Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way.

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?

What do you call a group financial controller who’s lost his job?

Ever wonder why they call it a Form 1040?
– For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40.

There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:
– 1. Don’t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends?
-Because they can wear casual clothes to work.

-An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
-Invite an accountant.

There are 3 types of accountants.
-Those who can count and those who can’t.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
-Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

An economist is someone who didn’t have enough personality
-to become an accountant.

The best things in life are free —
– plus tax, of course.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
– It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……

Why don’t old accountants die?
-They just lose their balance!

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
– Depreciation.

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