Accounting Jokes ๐Ÿ“’ in 2021

Whatโ€™s an extroverted accountant?
-One who looks at your shoes while heโ€™s talking to you instead of his own.

Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant?
-He got his clientโ€™s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency.

Did you hear about the shy and retiring accountant?
-The accountant is $1 million shy and hence is retiring.

Why did the cannibal accountant get disciplined?
– For buttering up her clients.

What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
– Lonely.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
– A tax is a fine for doing well.

I ran out of new IPv4 jokes.
-I could tell you an IPv6 one but I’m afraid, you might not understand it.

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
-How much money do you have?

A farmer sends his accounting sheepdog, Spot, off to gather in his 8 sheep. On returning the farmer is astonished to find he now has 10 animals in his pen and asks the dog to explain.
– Woof! You asked me to round them up, woofโ€, barks Spot.

What does an accountant say when boarding a train?
-โ€˜Mind the GAAPโ€™.

What do accountants do for fun?
-Add the telephone book!

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, โ€œDidnโ€™t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?
-The business owner replies, โ€œThatโ€™s the accountant Iโ€™ve been searching for.โ€

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