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Accounting Jokes ๐Ÿ“’ in 2021

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
-Lazy.

What do you call a group financial controller whoโ€™s lost his job?
-Bob.

Ever wonder why they call it a Form 1040?
– For every $50 you earn, you get $10, they get $40.

There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:
– 1. Donโ€™t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends?
-Because they can wear casual clothes to work.

Budget:
-An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
-Invite an accountant.

There are 3 types of accountants.
-Those who can count and those who canโ€™t.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
-Tie them to a chair and mess up their excel formulas.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
They find bookkeeping too exciting.

An economist is someone who didnโ€™t have enough personality
-to become an accountant.

The best things in life are free โ€”
– plus tax, of course.

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