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Sales jokes in 2023

What do you call a salesperson who only sells clothes? A fashion forward friend!

What do you call a salesperson who works at a fruit stand? A produce pusher!

What do you call a salesperson who only sells musical instruments? A jamming genius!

Why did the salesperson go to the fair? They heard there were some great sales rides there!

Why did the salesperson go to the gym? They wanted to work on their sales muscles!

What did the salesperson say to the customer who asked for a discount? “Sorry, we don’t do discounts, but we do provide excellent customer support!”

What did the salesperson say to the customer who asked for a discount? “Sorry, we don’t do discounts, but we do happy customers!”

Why did the salesperson cross the road? To get to the other sale!

Why did the customer return the toaster to the salesperson? It was burnt out!

What do you call a salesperson who only sells pets? An animal advocate!

What do you call a salesperson who works at a museum? A history hustler!

Why did the salesperson switch to selling gardening tools? They wanted to cultivate some great sales!

Why did the salesperson switch to selling bicycles? They wanted to pedal their sales!

What did the salesperson say when the customer asked for a deal? “Sorry, we don’t do discounts, we do happy prices!”

What did the salesperson say to the customer who asked for a refund? “Sorry, our sales are like a game of chance, you never know what you’re going to get!”

Why did the customer refuse to buy a camera from the salesperson? They said, “I already have a great memory!”

Why did the customer refuse to buy a tent from the salesperson? They said, “I don’t need a shelter, I already have a house!”

What do you call a salesperson who only sells furniture? A home decor hero!

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