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Tea jokes ☕ in 2022

Why should you always bring your own cup to a spy’s tea party?
– Their cups are always chipped.

What do you call a bri’ish Dinosaur
– A tea-rex

Why do the cows return from the fields right when evening tea is ready?
– It’s the tea-pot calling the cattle back.

I like my women like I like my tea.
– In a bag, underwater.

Why was the tea bag at the police station?
– She was mugged in broad daylight!

I was out having tea with my mother and I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti; she laughed at my idea!!
– You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break?
– Tea, Rex?

Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea?
– Because they drank tea before it was cool.

Chocolate mousse isn’t my cup of tea…
– I find it off pudding.

I like people like I like my tea.
– In a bag….underwater

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?
– Tally Hoes.

One cup asks another if he wants to see which once can hold most tea.
– The other says, “no, that’s a mug’s game”.

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