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Tea jokes โ˜• in 2021

I like people like I like my tea.
– In a bag….underwater

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?
– Tally Hoes.

One cup asks another if he wants to see which once can hold most tea.
– The other says, โ€œno, thatโ€™s a mugโ€™s gameโ€.

Patient says, “Doctor I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea”
– Doctor says, “Take the spoon out of your mug”

Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night?
– They found him dead the next day in his teepee

Why do communists only drink herbal tea?
– Because proper tea is theft.

Why donโ€™t British people cry at funerals?
– They are used to Casual Teas

If you put sugar in tea, what do you put in sugar?
– A spoon.

What did the Jewish man do when he wanted tea?
– Hebrew.

What did the tea bag say when he didnโ€™t get laid?
– โ€œShe was such a teasโ€

What starts with a ‘t’ ends with a ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’ ?
– A teapot.

A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham.
– He says โ€œIโ€™d like a kipper tie pleaseโ€. Chap behind the counter says โ€œmilk & sugar?โ€

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