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Tea jokes ☕ in 2022

[Nerd Joke Warning] What Tea makes you original?
– Novel-tea

Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea?
– Because they drank tea before it was cool.

Before I have a dangerous coffee, –
– I like to have safe tea first

My wife left me because I’m too insecure.
– No wait, she’s back.
– She just went to make a cup of tea.

Never accept tea offered by the Russian President
– You don´t know what Vladimir Putin

My flatmate drank my cannabis tea earlier, and he is now walking around the flat as if he owns the place.
– He’s so high on my tea.

I like my girls like I like my tea…
– Hot, brown, and imported from India.

What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?
– “This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into!”

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?
– He had no proper tea..

What’s the worst kind of tea?
– Emptea!

Coffee is just bean tea!
– Just let that steep for a few minutes

I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea.
– Denis.

What do you call a small child who can’t drink much tea?
– A tea-toddler.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
– Liberty

Why did Karl marx dislike earl grey tea?
– Because all proper-tea is theft

Patient says, “Doctor I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea”
– Doctor says, “Take the spoon out of your mug”

Someone just ran off with my tea.
– Think I’ve been mugged…

What’s the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
– A tea bag stays in the cup for longer…
– Bit of British humour right there 😉

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