Chocolate jokes 🍫 in 2021

One said “Happy Easter!” What did the other one say?
– “Huh?”

What do chocolate clouds make?
– Chocolate sprinkles!

Why was the dairy milk chocolate bar confused?
– He couldn’t milk up his mind!

Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?
– The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered.

That was really dairy of you to throw a chocolate bar at me in the street.

Which is the clumsiest candy bar?
– A Butterfinger!

Why did the boy cry?
– Because he wanted s’more chocolate!

New machine at the gym
There is a new machine at the gym. It’s truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.
– Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.

What fruit loves chocolate?
– A cocoa-nut.

Which is a chocoholics’ favorite kind of party?
– One that’s choco-lit!

What do chocolate bars book when they go away for a weekend?
– A hotel sweet!