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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2022

Whatโ€™s the opposite of choco-late?
– Choco-early.

What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?
– A Choco-Light!

Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth.

The monkey that comes over at our place loves chocolate chimp.

What do you call a dancing candy bar that got sent back in time to the 1920s?
– A Charleston Chew!

How should you describe eating a mint-chocolate candy bar?
– As an enjoy-mint!

My Jewish wife was mad at me for making lame puns, so she punished me by lacing my chocolate coins with LSD.
– It was a real gelt trip.

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
– Almond Joy To The World.

What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes?
– Snickers โ€“ he only snickers!

How do candy bars pay for things?
– With choco-bitcoins!

Why didnโ€™t the candy bar get locked up for eating chocolate?
– It was not a cream!

Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?!
– The police are trying to catch him, but he’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve!

Why is a Toblerone triangular?
– So it fits in the box.

Why do candy bars make excellent lawyers?
– Because they always pass the bar exams!

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk?
– Diabetes

What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate.

The electricianโ€™s favorite ice cream flavor is shock-a-lot.

Why couldnโ€™t the candy bar screw in the lightbulb?
– She was an Aero-head!

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