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Chocolate jokes ๐Ÿซ in 2022

What do you get when you cross beer with a chocolate bar?
– A Choco-Light!

Whatโ€™s the opposite of choco-late?
– Choco-early.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
– Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

This will definitely come in candy.

Which candy bar is handsome, talented, rich, and lacks for nothing?
– A Bounty-ful!

Why did the chocolate ice cream go to jail?
– He was confected of causing cavities!

What’s the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.
– One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy

What is an astronautโ€™s favorite chocolate?
– A Mars bar.

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.

Which candy bars are out of this world?
– Milky Ways and Mars Bars!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a man dressed in robes and a king enrobed in chocolate?
– Cocoa nib-ility!

There was a new machine at the gym…
– After using it for 30 minutes, I felt sick. Maybe I bought too many chocolate bars…

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