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Medical Jokes 💉 in 2023

There’s a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.
– But I’m not buying it.

I’m so proud of my grandma. At 90 years old she attended medical school
-She’s a cadaver.

What do you call alternative medicine that actually works?
– Medicine

What do conservatives call medical marijuana?
-Medi-sin

Why was the patient very angry when the nurse wake him up to take medicine?
-It was sleeping pill

After years in Veterinary medicine, I decided to learn Taxidermy also.
-Now my sign reads: “Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy — Either way,you get your dog back!”

What is the ironic part of medical school?
-It’s bad for your health.

Puzzled doctor: “Why are you shaking and gyrating in the clinic after collecting your bottle of medicine?” Patient points to bottle:
-Says here ‘Shake well before use’.”
“That refers to the bottle.

What’s France’s favourite pharmaceutical?
-Parisetamol.

A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter’s strange eating habits.
–”Eventually,” said the consultant, “she will rise and shine.”
-those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Dolly Parton just got a dose of her own medicine.
-Literally.

Medicine
– Now her clothes don’t fit.

What do computers eat for a snack?
-Microchips

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
– At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

‘PNEIS’

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered ‘SPINE’ are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.

A doctor once told me laughter was the best medicine
-I wish he knew i was still suffering from a stomach operation that just happened 2 days ago

I have been trying Chinese medicine for depression for about two months now
-I think its working. My tears have certainly been repressed.

My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school.
– She’s a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.

Recently a man died of an overdose of homeopathic medicine…
-…he forgot to take his pill.

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