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Pilot jokes 👨‍✈️✈️ in 2024

Where can you find the Great Plains?
– In the great airports.

What’s the difference between God and a pilot?
– God doesn’t think he’s a pilot…

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A “plane in the neck.”

What happens to a bad airplane joke?
– It never lands.

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
– Plane chocolate.

Who invented the paper airplane?
– The Write Brothers.

What is the reason that pilots don’t buy beachside properties?
– They are too low terrain.

What happens if you sue a big airline company for losing your luggage?
– You lose your case.

A vulture walks into an airplane with a rotting corpse.
– The flight attendant screams, “You cannot bring that on this plane.”
– The vulture says, “It’s just my carrion.”

What do you call a plane that can’t take off?
– An error plane.

Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?
– Who knows — it’s not like anyone’s going to look in at 30,000 feet.

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
– “Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!”

Why did the judge deny the bail request of the co-pilot?
– Because he posed a significant flight risk.

What do airplane builders say about their job?
– “It’s riveting.”

What would you call an airplane made of rubber?
– You call it Boing 747.

Do you know how the French came up with the word for helicopter?
– Hey, Look Up There!

Why can’t spiders become pilots?
– Because they only know how to tailspin.

What do you call an airplane that is about to crash?
– An error-plane.

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