Snow Jokes โ˜ƒ๏ธ in 2021

Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
-If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.

Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy’s name was written in the snow?
-It was done in Minnie’s handwriting.

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
-A snow-fake!

Snow isn’t a problem in the Middle East
-…but ISIS

What did john snow go to the apple store for?
-For the watch.

Why donโ€™t mountains catch colds?
– They wear snow caps.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
-A snowmobile.

Some kids pee their name in the snow.
-Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

Why did CIA raid the igloos?
-Because they dont like snow dens

Snow White and the six Dwarfs,
-Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine ๐Ÿ™‚

Yoda’s been tracing his family tree.
– It’s an evergreen.

Yodaโ€™s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with โ€œdagoโ€ in the title.
-Itโ€™s pretty clear he was Italian.

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