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Snow Jokes ☃️ in 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
-An abdominal snowman.

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today…
-Well I’m guessing she was poor. She only had $1.00 in her purse.

I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.
-The pay sucks, but I’m not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

How does a penguin build its house?
-Igloos it together!

One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.
-The graffiti wrote “Mickey Sucks”.

The police came, and they told Mickey that there’s bad news and an even worse news.

The bad news is, the urine is from Goofy.

The worse news is, its Minnie’s handwriting.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?
-For the watch

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
-A snowmobile!

Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States.
-Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.

In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet
-But I did not in hail

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
– Snow balls

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
-A Frosty.

It’s snowing and my wife has been staring at the window for 2 hours…
-…I should probably let her in

Snow white now have 6 dwarfs.
– Because sneezy is under quarantine.

What falls and never gets hurt?
– Snow

What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
-Someday my prints will come…

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
– Follow the fresh prints.

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