Some areas of the world have snow year round, some get snow so deep they can’t leave the houses until they tunnel out or it melts enough to open their door, and where there is something that interrupts so many lives there are certain to be never ending snow jokes.
Some kids pee their name in the snow.
-Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Why did CIA raid the igloos?
-Because they dont like snow dens
Snow White and the six Dwarfs,
-Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine 🙂
Yoda’s been tracing his family tree.
– It’s an evergreen.
Yoda’s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with “dago” in the title.
-It’s pretty clear he was Italian.
What do you call a snowman party?
– A snowball.
Some Yank had the audacity to say us Texans were dumb for not having Snow Tires. Bless their heart.
-We may not have as much experience as y’all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a tire out of snow is a pretty dumb idea.
We’ll keep our tires made of rubber, thanks.
I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snow storms ..
-It turns out I wasn’t using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe .
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
-a numb skull! -sans
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
– Brrrr – itos.
I saw fresh prints in the snow
-Wonder what he was doing so far from Bel Air.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
– In a……snow bank
what do you call a skeleton in the snow?
– a numb skull
Told to me by a six year old.
-Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time…
-The man looks at the tree.
“Only one last thing left to hang!”
He grabs a noose.
What did the snowman eat?
-Icebergs with chilli sauce.
Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.
-It’s called a Ted Cruise
My wife got angry at me because I was drunkenly shoveling the driveway when she got home.
-I don’t get it. I told her I’d stop drinking this winter, with snow exceptions.
Driving in the Snow
Driving in snow and ice is something that millions of people face every year as their roadways and driveways are buried under inches or even feet of snow. The sliding, the slipping around corners, and getting stuck in snow piles are all fodder for silly snow jokes. Even when well prepared there is always a chance that there will be a hidden patch of ice or the snow in one spot is deeper then it looks and someone will get stuck. With so many cheesy snow jokes about women drivers and short snow jokes about men driving in the snow, there is no end of entertainment for everyone.
The Snow is So Deep
How deep is the snow? It’s so deep that; someone got lost in it, that the dog made a tunnel instead of walking across it, that the door won’t open… the funniest snow jokes about how deep it is are not only funny but often true. It can snow enough to trap people within their homes and to force them to dig out, but the short snow jokes don’t end there. Once the snow becomes that deep it can damage power lines, roofs, and decks, causing collapse and road damages in areas. At least when snow is that deep it is clean, just like the clean snow jokes about eating snow and how it weighs down the ground beneath it and blankets the area in a winter insulation. Some locations have snow year round and it stays fairly steady, while others have no snow, others a light dusting, but the top snow jokes come from areas where it is free of snow in the summer and so deep your car gets stuck leaving the driveway.
Cute snow jokes can help children learn how to enjoy things that may be annoyances, and to enjoy life even when the snow, or the stress, is so deep you have to dig out and work hard just to get out the front door. They teach resilience and hope, and help adults to have a laugh at their daily chores and what needs to be done.
The annual exercise plan of shoveling snow each time it falls is a staple in many homes. This certainly leads to corny snow jokes about how much shoveling there is and how big the muscles that people can gain by shoveling it. Some hilarious snow jokes are about shoveling from the house to the car or the sidewalk, no matter how long it takes, and one liner snow jokes about shoveling off the roof.
Fun in the Snow
With all the negatives of driving in the snow and shoveling the snow, there is still a lot of fun activities that can be done outside in the snow. These crafts and activities are great to pass the time and the snow jokes for kids
that revolve around making snow angels or eating snow, and the best snow jokes are often about kids or animals in the snow.
Sledding has its own subdivision of top snow jokes about how fast it is to go down the hills, the obstacles that may be in the way, and what happens when you hit ice or something else on the way. Funny snow jokes about sledding include the wide range of things that can be used as a sled and how fast each of them go, or how you can find things when your sled is missing or broken. There is so much fun to be had in the snow and making snow jokes can help to learn new activities, get extra enjoyment from the adventures by sharing stories and puns
as well as other snow jokes. They are a great way to bond with others and share the weekends activities, as well as share your feelings about how the season is passing and what it might have in store next.