Snow Jokes ☃️ in 2021

Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
-If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.

By: Lucas

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Why was Mickey Mouse so upset that Goofy’s name was written in the snow?
-It was done in Minnie’s handwriting.

By: Christian

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What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
-A snow-fake!

By: Ian

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Snow isn’t a problem in the Middle East
-…but ISIS

By: Justin

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What did john snow go to the apple store for?
-For the watch.

By: Gabriel

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Why don’t mountains catch colds?
– They wear snow caps.

By: Cameron

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What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
-A snowmobile.

By: Zachary

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Some kids pee their name in the snow.
-Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

By: Mason

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Why did CIA raid the igloos?
-Because they dont like snow dens

By: Christopher

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Snow White and the six Dwarfs,
-Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine 🙂

By: Colton

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Yoda’s been tracing his family tree.
– It’s an evergreen.

By: Matthew

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Yoda’s short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with “dago” in the title.
-It’s pretty clear he was Italian.

By: Isaiah

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