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Snow Jokes ☃️ in 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
-An abdominal snowman.

I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
-“You’re a few weeks late aren’t you Santa?” the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.

“Ho, ho, ho!” I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.

What’s the difference between normal snow and German snow?
-Normal snow falls

and German snow captures the land.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
– A meltdown!

I’ve got a unicycle that’s great in the snow
-It has all wheel drive

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
-You follow the Fresh prints.

What do you call an old snowman?

1 and 2 went out for a walk in the snow.
-1’s hands got so cold they went numb.

2’s hands and feet both got cold so he was even number.

After six months of winter all the snow finally melted.

i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark.
-where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion Yodaling.

Snow isnt aproblem in arab countries
-But isis

There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick
-One day Rain asked his mom, “Mom why am i named Rain?” “Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.” Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?” “Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.” Then Brick asked his mom, “URGUTUREWESADJ”

There was no snow on my wedding day
-But there was 8 inches on my honeymoon.

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang!
– He grabs a noose.

What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
-The ones with thick icing!

Why did the snow man pull down his pants?
-Because he heard the snow blower coming.

Why did the psychic enjoy reading their book in the snow?
– To improve their cold reading.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
-Give her a shovel.

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