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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2021

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

How do you get a pen across some water?
– Biro-ing.

What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
– Water you doing today?

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

What do you call a melted snowman?
– Water.

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