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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2022

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
– Because pepper always makes them sneeze.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
– Youโ€™re a real drip.

Wanted to play water polo but couldnโ€™t get the horses to swim.

Why does the river have problems remembering things?
– Because she is becoming sea nile.

Why is the ocean always on time?
– She likes to stay current.

Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
– The closest ISOBAR.

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
– She thought he was too shallow.

Why does the river never get lost?
– She always finds the right pathwave.

What kind of hair did the ocean have?
– Wavy!

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

Why did the ocean leave the party early?
– She was getting really tide.

What did one water bottle say to another?
– Water you doing today?

Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
– A Mer-Maid

How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
– If you toss it in the water and it sinks, itโ€™s a girl. If the ant floats, itโ€™s a buoyant.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

Why donโ€™t you see an ocean in school?
– They just canโ€™t wade through all that homework.

What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave.

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