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Air force jokes ✈ in 2023

A military function is being held where all officers of the Army, Navy and the Air force are present.
The Army and Navy officers were describing the Air force as the Cinderella of the military.
– To this, the Air force officer replied” I don’t know a lot about Cinderella except the fact that she had two ugly sisters”.

What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?
– How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– The hare force.

I met an old Air Force guy. He said the first time he was gonna jump out of a plane he was scared. He said the Captain told him to jump, or he’d stick his d**k where the “sun don’t shine”. I go, “Did you jump?” He said, “A little.”

When does an Air Force officer need a hair cut?
– Never, they get it before its needed!

If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we’re on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?
– The United States of America.

What do pilots and air traffic controllers have in common?
– If pilots screw up, they die. If air traffic controllers screw up, pilots also die.

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet?
– The jet stops whining once you turn the engine off.

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
– The pilot was cancelled because they didn’t want to weigh the pros and the cons.

How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
– He says “but enough about me – wanna hear about my plane?”

Why are color blind people not allowed to join the Air Force?
– Because they won’t know who they’re supposed to bomb.

What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft?
– A Big Mac Attack.

What do you call a war between the three largest air forces in the world?
– A civil war.

Air Force Fact: The only time you can have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

How do you play Air Force Bingo?
– “A-10… B-52… F-16!”

The Air Force is the most patriotic branch of the military
– Cuz they USAF

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
– To get to the other slide.

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