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Air force jokes ✈ in 2024

A military function is being held where all officers of the Army, Navy and the Air force are present.
The Army and Navy officers were describing the Air force as the Cinderella of the military.
– To this, the Air force officer replied” I don’t know a lot about Cinderella except the fact that she had two ugly sisters”.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?
– The hare force.

If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we’re on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?
– The United States of America.

What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?
– How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.

I met an old Air Force guy. He said the first time he was gonna jump out of a plane he was scared. He said the Captain told him to jump, or he’d stick his d**k where the “sun don’t shine”. I go, “Did you jump?” He said, “A little.”

When does an Air Force officer need a hair cut?
– Never, they get it before its needed!

What do pilots and air traffic controllers have in common?
– If pilots screw up, they die. If air traffic controllers screw up, pilots also die.

A mother traveled across the country to watch her only son get married and graduate from the air force on the exact same day.
“Thank you for coming,” the son said. “It means so much.” “Of course I’d be here,” the mother replied. “It’s not every day a mom watches her son get his wings and have them clipped all in one day.”

What’s the ideal cockpit crew? A dog and a pilot.
– The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is flying so that he can bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.

After almost thirty years of working hard in school, applying myself at college, and training and serving in the Air Force my application to become an Astronaut was rejected.
– Turns out my mom was right, if I apply myself the sky’s the limit.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
– A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down

Why do North Korean navy boats have glass bottoms
– So they can see their Air Force

Which branch is the most patriotic?
– The Air Force because they are US AF.

When i told my dad i was joining the Air Force, he gave me one piece of advice…
– Son, always pay attention on the flight line, because if you don’t, you will be mist.

How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
– One…he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.
– A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet?
– The jet stops whining once you turn the engine off.

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